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  1. Public Bookmark 43

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    A snippet of the problems and circumstances of the DSMP reimagined with Technoblade as a child.
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    “You’re right, Chat! He knows, there's no way he doesn’t. My voice was all wrong, and I kept speaking piglin instead of overworld! He walked in while I wasn’t wearing my mask!” The piglin hybrid paced anxiously as he ranted.
    “He didn’t say anything about that, but I just, why can’t I keep my mouth shut!”
    The voices quieted themselves in an attempt to soothe the panicking boy.
    < You just wanted to be known
    S’not so bad little pig
    He didn’t see your face
    He can’t mind himself, if he had figured you out he would’ve gloated
    He would’ve told >

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    He growls in warning, axe heavy in his hands, body poised and ready.

    The player smiles, and strikes.

    [A stand-alone]

    or; Technoblade is a piglin shunned by his sounder after an accident with a player, enter the blond fuck aka Phil

    or; emerald duo my beloved

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  3. Public Bookmark 30

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    Techno had always been an escape artist, him and his twin brother running away from there prince duty’s time and time again. But this time, as they hide in the woods near the castle, Techno feels more on edge despite the giggles that pass his lips.

    He knows if he gets caught he’ll be stuck in place like a stature, forced to watch as others move around him unable to do anything, and the thought alone was killing him.

    Or: Everyone in the castle seems to forget Techno is a young piglin brute, even he does, so when Techno starts showing signs of wanting to follow his calling, everyone is confused.

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    The youngling shakes his head, taking the ingot. “No, dad, listen. Do you have any nether gold?”

    Understanding dawns in Phil’s eyes, and he pulls out a different bar. The traders snatch it up before his arm is even fully extended. They don’t even appraise it, just throw him a small bag of ender pearls.

    “Oh. Sweet!” Phil says as he checks what’s in the bag. “Thanks.” He turns to Techno. “See ya ‘round, mate!”

    The youngling gives him a long look before lighting a rocket and taking off, Phil close on his tail.

    Techno watches them go once again, with a pit in his stomach. What did he mean by ‘see you around?'

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    Or goddammit Phil, can you not adopt the traumatized piglin just this once?

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  5. Public Bookmark 43

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    Asmodeus opened the window, pretending that he was the main character in those Disney movies. He was eyeing for the birds that could be in the tree in the garden. Instead, he finds his older brother sleeping in the tree. Somehow, Mammon has grown to have crow like tendencies.

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