IfConfusionWasAPerson



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    Soulmarks are supposed to be a blessing, or so people say. Shane disagrees.
    They appear as the first words your soulmate will ever speak to you, written on your skin in your soulmate's handwriting.
    But Shane's is a simple and underwhelming "ok." So mundane he has long since stopped noticing the words when they're spoken to him.

    "I'm not sure you're supposed to smoke here" Shane said as he approached the Russian player.
    "Ok"

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    04 Jan 2026

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    No matter how many times they meet and his eyes flicker with dim recognition, whether it’s at the dive bar on Beacon Street or the French cafe near TD Garden, she wonders which will happen first: Ilya Rozanov realizing she’s twins with the guy he’s been hooking up with since his rookie season, or that he’s in love with said guy.

    Of course, she also feels the same curiosity every time Shane tells her he has to end it, only to fall right back into Rozanov’s lap.

    Boys are so dumb, honestly. It’s a shame she’s quite fond of them both.

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    28 Dec 2025

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    Shane Hollander ✓
    @shanehollander
    Is this thing on?

    Ilya Rozanov ✓
    @ilyarozanov
    @shanehollander THAT is what you spent the last thirty minutes typing out????

    Shane Hollander ✓
    @shanehollander
    @ilyarozanov Fuck off

     

    or... the centaurs social media au

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    15 Jan 2026

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    Everyone is born with the first words their soulmate will say to them tattooed on their body. It’s polite to try to make your greetings unique, to avoid miscommunication. 

    Ilya Rozanov is not polite. 

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    11 Jan 2026

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    Ilya never loses his head. He's always been the carefree one, the confident one, the chill one. So why is it that the only times when he does lose his head, Shane Hollander is involved?

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    5 times Ilya almost loses his cool regarding Shane in front of others
    (+1 the time he finally does)

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    14 Jan 2026