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Herbert has the house to himself. Dan had received a call that a distant relative died and left him everything, so he left for a week to take care of it. Since Herbert and Dan met 5 years ago, they have never gone more than a day without seeing each other. In fact, they’re so close, it had driven them to insanity multiple times; the only thing worse than that is being apart.
About a week. 7.37 days. 177 hours. 10,620 minutes. 637,200 seconds. But it’s not like Herbert’s counting.
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- Part 5 of come sail away to danbert islands..
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Dan asked Herbert the same question again one night, playing with his fingers in bed. “Am I going to Hell?”
Herbert had sighed tiredly. They’d been over this. At this point, Dan should have made his peace; he’d either punish himself until the end of his days, or he’d set himself free. Herbert was sick of the attention afforded to this particular fallacy, anyway. And yet, that night, he chose a new answer.
“Who knows,” Herbert said, “but I’ll be there, too.”
He expected a spark of fear in Dan’s eyes, but instead, he saw only relief. Dan pressed Herbert’s hand to his mouth.
Now, 9 months later, sitting alone in the cold basement, just one floor below Dan and his perfect girlfriend, Herbert would like to change his answer.
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- Part 4 of come sail away to danbert islands..
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Edgar discovers sex and wants to try it with the two people he likes the most. I just really thought these crazy kids should have a threesome and was kinda surprised nobody had written it yet!!! It's quick, it's messy, it's named after a DEVO song. I guess this is how I spend my free time now.
Takes place in a future where they either rebuilt Edgar or he never exploded in the first place! Take your pick.
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01 Feb 2026
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dead meat by orinscrivello
Fandoms: Little Shop of Horrors (1986), Little Shop of Horrors - Menken/Ashman
03 Dec 2021
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a phone call turns awry.
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29 Jan 2026
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Flirting and Hunting look pretty much the same by DollfaceC137 (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Little Shop of Horrors (1986), Little Shop of Horrors - All Media Types
29 Jul 2019
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Seymour comes to work everyday covered in cuts and bruises, clearly given to him by someone.
Orin doesn't care he just thinks it's weird. And he definitely isn't staring. And he sure doesn't want to give him some bruises of his own.
Orin is a fool.
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29 Jan 2026
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Men of Fall by kaboomslang for Miniatures
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
13 Sep 2019
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Do you remember? He watches his own hand slide closer along the armrest. Do memories transfer by touch, in this fucked-up magic town? Remember, Richie, please, and tell me I wasn’t imagining things.
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22 Jan 2026
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Richie lets it slip that his dick was used as a mold for sex toys. Eddie, unable to help himself, orders one online.
It escalates from there.
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- Part 3 of Clowntown Kinkmeme Fills
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22 Jan 2026
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stitch it together, kid, I know you know better by youabird (nevulon)
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
11 Nov 2020
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After moving to California to live with Richie, Eddie starts kissing him. And redecorating his house.
Richie is honestly unsure which one is more surprising.
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Black on Black by sirencalls for rainbowsandgucci
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
28 Sep 2019
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Eddie licks his lips. “Who deserves to put their hands on me?”
Richie’s staring at him like he’s not sure if Eddie is real. In all honesty, Eddie’s half-convinced that he’s dreaming—worried that he’s gonna wake up back in his dorm with his dick aching under his covers, Richie snoring soundly across the room.
As it is, Richie is standing in front of him in the middle of a college party looking like he could eat Eddie alive.
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20 Jan 2026
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Eddie’s just trying to see if he’s not alone when he downloads Grindr on his phone. It’s by pure, terrifying coincidence that one of the first messages he receives on there is from none other than Richie freaking Tozier.
Long story short:
trashmouth;) (11:03PM): oh me, oh my. fancy seeing u here
Eddie (11:33PM): holy FUCKING SHIT.
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- Part 1 of Let’s Hear It For My Baby!
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19 Jan 2026
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Richie laughs and kisses him. “So why do they think I’m your husband, then?”
Eddie makes a disgruntled noise. “I don’t fucking know, okay. Someone must have said it by mistake or something, and then it caught on, and I didn’t correct them right away, and now I can’t. It’s fucking dumb.”
“So you’re just letting them believe we’re married,” Richie says, grinning.
“Yes, okay, I don’t fucking care. It’s not like it makes a difference.”
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- Part 4 of Stupid Deep
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19 Jan 2026
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Eddie pisses off a fellow celebrity on Twitter and then accidentally admits that he thinks said fellow celebrity is hot. Said fellow celebrity is Richie Tozier, beloved comedian.
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“Eddie is famous (you can decide what for) and his fans all know that he doesn’t like Richie or his standup. Then one day in a live interview or livestream he gets asked what his type is and Eddie ends up basically describing Richie without realising. It obviously ends up becoming a huge thing once the fans realise and eventually Ritchie finds out and being the troll that he is he begins publicly hitting on Eddie on social media. After that it’s up to you”
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"This meeting of the Losers club has officially begun," said a voice Eddie was all too familiar with.
Although he was used to it being low, gravelly, fucked out.
Of course little Richie Tozier grew up to be the not so little Dick Baker. Gay porn star, and more importantly, the man of Eddie's dreams. He had a full paid subscription to every site Dick worked for [.] He had saved up for months so Myra wouldn't notice when he bought the true-to-size limited edition Dick Baker dildo, which he took on all of his work trips. He had drawn the line at going to a porn convention and sign up for a meet and greet, and now he was infinitely thankful for that.
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No one knew about Eddie's little... obsession except himself.
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- Part 9 of 2021 Clowntown Kink Meme Fills
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Dan lowered into a crouch. Disgust and sympathy warred in his stomach as clasped Herbert’s arm. “You’ve been shooting up with the re-agent again, haven’t you?”
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Arkham swelters under a heatwave. Matters between Dan and Herbert reach fever pitch.
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14 Jan 2026
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Unexpected Consequences by StopTalkingAtMe for Cousin Shelley (CousinShelley)
Fandoms: Re-Animator (Movies - Combs)
08 Jul 2024
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14 Jan 2026
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A short self-contained Danbert fic for each chapter, revisited from my scrap drawer or inspired by a prompt. Tags listed in each chapter summary.
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14 Jan 2026
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"There's a look in your eyes when you're hungry for me / It's a beautiful knife, cutting right where the fear should be / Into me / Pang, and then I go / Into you"
Herbert proposes that he and Dan watch a explicit movie together, which is entirely too normal of a request for West. Sometimes, when something sounds too good to be true, like a relaxing normal date with your partner who reanimates corpses, that's probably because it is.
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09 Jan 2026
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Oh, My Little Soldier Boy by Numanum
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
03 Jan 2026
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I FORGOT A SUMMARY AHHHHH
Someone targeting the Commission isn’t anything new, with them being such a large pillar in society that promotes Heroes; occasionally, they have to replace the windows or lawn if an attack is bad enough. Maybe hire a few staff members to replace lower-ranking employees who did nothing but show up to work that day. A building can be rebuilt, new people hired, and money had never been an issue to the HPSC with all of the public support it gets. But this isn’t that, it isn’t just a matter of replacing some glass or buying new trees- the Commission is currently more like an active demolition zone than a proud government building.
This isn’t just a targeted attack, it's angry- furious even, a wrath proven right and twice as deadly for it. This attack is a message.
(or: eyooo, back on my bs and leading the hurt-hawks train!)
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01 Jan 2026
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The Re-Animation of Crawford Tillinghast by OztheDM
Fandoms: Re-Animator (Movies - Combs), From Beyond (1986), Cthulhu Mythos - H. P. Lovecraft
12 Sep 2025
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(This work was formerly titled "Re-Animation from Beyond")
When Herbert West learns that his estranged brother, Crawford, is dead, he can't think of a better subject to experiment his new formula on. Meanwhile, Dan is faced with a choice: Stay with West, or leave all the madness behind? The following events lead them to new discoveries about themselves, each other, and the universe as they know it.
Not to mention there's also a new doctor in the house: Crawford's old psychiatrist, Katherine McMichaels. Can she be trusted?
More importantly, is it possible for Crawford to live again?
Thanks to ireadtoomuchfantasy for beta reading!
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- Part 1 of Re-Animator/From Beyond Crossover
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29 Dec 2025