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  1. Public Bookmark 32

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    Fleet Admiral Sengoku has always dreamed of a grandson who would carry on his great legacy.

    Instead, his ‘grandson’ turned out to be a granddaughter, who kept it hidden with such stubbornness it was as if discovery would sentence her to overtime work.

    Or: Shikamaru wakes up in the body of Sengoku’s granddaughter, and proceeds to pose as a boy in order to secure the right to sleep through lectures and officially become the Navy’s most consistent disappointment.

    (Knowledge of Naruto is not required.)

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    29 May 2026

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    Ch.5 Ace

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    The crux of the matter is that Kakashi’s old. By the time he finally gives up the hat, he’s nearly forty and growing older, and while he’s faced death too many times to still remember to fear it, he certainly thinks about it. He can’t help it. He blames the Nidaime — staring at Senju Tobirama’s reanimated face reminds Kakashi of everything that will die with him: his clan, their history, an entire generation. The realization leaves him unsettled, and as his body starts to ache more and more, he finds himself wishing for a world in which he isn’t so alone.

    Or, Kakashi returns to the Hatake compound in an attempt to speak with his ancestors and promptly forgets that the Hiraishin is, above all else, an experimental time/space jutsu. By activating it, he finds himself in a world not quite like his own.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    Ch.18 PLEASEEEEE I NEED MORE PLEASE

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    Kids are the joy of life, cousin Mikoto once said, presenting him with the ugliest, wrinkliest, most eyesoreful infant possible. Itachi opened his eyes then, and, almost as if he could read Obito’s thoughts and decipher the grimace of disgust on his face, started crying and screeching like a captured bijou - Obito would know, he heard that sound many times by now.

    So that was a fucking lie.

    He forces himself not to comment on the armoury that the kid’s bed had become - he can allow Sasuke to keep some paranoia, as a treat - and instead tugs at the covers.

    Three more shuriken and a kunai fall to the floor.

    “I’m happy right here. Can you teach me katon?” Sasuke tells him, as if Obito isn't going through every thing he knows about anger management in his head right now.

    “Kid, seriously,” Obito rubs at his temples, “take it from me, only having training as your hobby will lead to a burnout,” or, to becoming a terrorist that gets thrown into the past against his will.

     

    Or; after the fight with Kaguya, instead of dying, Obito finds himself in the Uchiha compound week post the massacre.
    He ends up taking care of Sasuke.

    Or; Obito repents by becoming a parental figure.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    Ch.28 training I NEED MOREEEE

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    He warned them. Repeatedly. Kakashi didn’t want a genin team. Kakashi had no idea of what to do with a genin team. He was self-aware enough to know he wasn’t quite right in the head. He should not be trusted with a bunch of children.

    But did the Sandaime hear him? No, because the Sandaime wasn’t Minato-sensei and the old man never listened to him. And he went ahead with the brilliant idea of saddling him with his dead sensei’s son, Itachi’s little brother, and a kunoichi who was so much a cannon fodder that she had a literal target on her bright red dress.

    He would not be blamed for the shitshow that was about to start.

    OR.

    Kakashi only knows how to teach three things: survival, assassination, and pretending to be normal. Good thing that's exactly what his cute little genins need to learn. And if they also learned how to be a family in the process, well, that's just a bonus.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    Ch.20 chunin exams soon

  5. Public Bookmark 36

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    They looked pretty neglected in general, if he looked closer. Toned arms, but no fat on them for cushioning. Grime on a tattered cloak. Small frame, like they hadn’t eaten in ages, or were a—

    Oh, for fuck’s sake. Not again.

    —a child.

    Come on now. The other three just died.

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    Jirayia promised himself he’d retire after the prophecy was done. No more fighting, no more taking care of children that weren’t his responsibility in the first place.

    Obito thought the pudgy traveler on the road to ending the world would be easy to ambush.

    Neither of them get what they planned for.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    Ch.9 jiraiya finds out obito is minato’s student I NEED MORREEEEEE