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    Time is running out for Ed to return home to Amestris, but in order to get back, there are some things he needs to do first. Unfortunately, despite his best efforts Ed's decided that he actually likes people here and doesn't want to see them all killed. Caught between his loyalty to both worlds, the days are slipping away.

    (Pre-Promise Day, HP book 7)

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    11 Feb 2026

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    No, seriously, you need to read part one

    While the Valar were figuring out how to read a calendar, Freya did the math. She got to review the homework before taking the test this time, which was nice, but that made the most likely endgame obvious. She knew from the second she offered to do it that reverse fetch-questing an evil ring was going to be rough. She was trying anyway. Because she was very, very stupid.

    She expected to pay a high price for the chance to stay.
    She didn’t expect there to be an extra cost at the end.
    Or for them to both pay it.
    Or to be asked for more.

     

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    29 Jan 2026

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    When Hylia felt the presence of the Old Ones for the first time in a few millennium, she was both concerned and interested at the same time.

    When she sensed the presence of a new divine being enter this plane of existence, confusion was added to her list of emotions. And concern grew. Because it wasn’t a minor deity. It was another major one, like her.

    The Old Ones had, for some unknown reason, made a new God out of a mortal. And they had to guard them while their mortal form slowly transmutes and becomes fully divine. Or else they'd take revenge for their obvious favorite child.

    But it was fine, they were ancient beings. They could handle a little Godling for a few Divine Advents until his form acclimates to his divinity.

    Wait, what do you mean he has the Triforce!?

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    12 Jan 2026

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    Just as Harry finds his home with Tony and the Avengers, fate seems to have it in for him. Loss, it seems, is something that one just has to deal with: but Harry will be damned if he doesn't try to save his family, even if it's from themselves.

    Follows the MCU events from Avengers: Age of Ultron to Captain America: Civil War.

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    22 Dec 2025

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    Harry Potter was absolutely, unashamedly, done.
    First, Voldy uses a Ritual to bring his pasty snake ass back to life, killing Cedric- which, by the way, thanks for the extra trauma.
    Second, Harry goes through a lovely year of being tortured with a damn writing utensil and ends up in Azkaban after the Battle of the Department of Mysteries- which Dumbledore chose not to prevent.
    So, y'know, fuck him.

    One year later Harry gets released... only to find out he has to go back to the Dursley's; which, no thanks- his cell in Azkaban was looking rather comfy, in comparison to that hell hole.

    Luckily for the plot, Sirius knows of Harry's true parentage and decides it'll be better for everyone if Harry just pops over to America to be emancipated so he could then live with his godfather; it's not like this Tony Stark guy will put up much of a fuss right?
    Right???

    Gods, Mercenaries, Super-spies, romance and a Headmaster who won't let his weapon go-

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    02 Dec 2025