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    I have no fear of anyone / I'm dumb and wild and free / I am a flightless bird / And there'll be no more after me
    — Deuteronomy 2:10, The Mountain Goats

    In which Razel the Ahamkara and a couple of friendships endure for centuries, despite death, rebirth, and Clovis Bray's best efforts. As told through a series of gifts we've been throwing at each other like the world's most inefficient match of table tennis.

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    They say the Sharingan makes the Uchiha. An old comrade at the end of the world gives this idiom a new meaning, and then Hatake Kakashi travels back in time to solve the wrongs of the past through the radical, untested method of not avoiding all of his problems.

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    30 Jan 2026

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    "The problem," Itachi says at last, "is that the trees were taller before we entered the cave."

    Yeah, that's a new one. "Huh," Kisame says. "Do Leaf ANBU have tree un-growing jutsu?"

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    28 Jan 2026

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    "Maybe a marriage would be the way to go," Madara says eventually, half out of exasperation but also half because it wasn't actually a bad idea. Except for all the ways in which it was terrible.

    "But not," Izuna says with a wrinkle of his nose, "with Hashirama."

    "No," Madara says, holding back a laugh at Izuna's expense out of politeness even though Izuna will feel the full brunt of how funny Madara thinks the idea is. "There are, however, other Senju."

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    28 Jan 2026

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    The Emperor has decreed that a group of peace-making beauties be sent to marry into the ranks of the Huns, as a gesture of unity and fraternity towards the now defeated tribe, their new allies.

    Hua Mulan goes along as an escort. Shan Yu finds this, and her ever increasing anger at him, endlessly amusing.

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    29 Dec 2025

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    Ever since she’d been small, Hermione’s reward for good marks had been a rampage through a bookshop, so the day she tore open her O.W.L.s results and triumphantly brandished the eleven Outstandings, her beaming mother said, “We’ll go to Foyles tomorrow,” without any discussion required.

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    23 Dec 2025