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  1. Summary

    What it says on the tin.

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    No one can tell me that Porsche wouldn't have loved the opportunity to dress up as a merperson.

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    There were very few things in Harry Potter's life that he was certain of. There was one absolute certainty though; he'd felt it in his bones for as long as he could remember. He, Harry Potter, was dead. The living people around him might not believe, but the dead sure did. Oh well, it doesn't impact his life much. Besides, it's nice to get help with his schoolwork from his parents.

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    25 Jan 2026

  2. Rec 79

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    Wu discovers he might have a size kink.
    Everyone else already knew.
    Chi Cheng decides to handle the situation personally.
    Very personally.

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    20 Jan 2026

  3. Rec 32

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    Chi Cheng wanted to lighten Wu Suowei’s life, not accidentally turn him into a soft-pampered househusband with an embroidered apron. One joke about “having your kids” later, Wu storms off, Chi malfunctions, and the next thing they know, they’re trying to resolve their feelings on the kitchen counter.

    Or, as the meme goes:
    “You can't get me pregnant.”
    “So you hate me.”

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    20 Jan 2026

  4. Rec 17

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    He wanted to reach across and wipe away the sweat that has pooled near Hollander’s lips. He wanted Hollander’s lips on his. He wanted to hear the sounds Hollander would make as he touched every inch of skin he could get his hands on. Most of all he wanted to reward this good boy for his good behavior. He wants, he wants, he wants

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    Ilya's POV during their encounter in the gym

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    20 Jan 2026

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    At this point in Harry’s life, he really should have been expecting something like this. He’d been Fate’s favourite chew toy since before he was even born.

    Born into notoriety, Harry had curveball after curveball thrown at him to the point where life-changing revelations felt like nothing.

    “You’re a wizard, Harry.”

    “There’s a prophecy.”

    “The boy must die?”

    Seriously, at this point, reading the phrase, “Your father and I were a bit wild in the ’90s and I became pregnant with you after a particularly wild night involving a famous American muggle,” warranted nothing from Harry apart from a slightly surprised gasp followed by a resigned sigh.

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    16 Jan 2026