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Everybody Wants to Help ('Till You Need Someone) by Kitkatyes
Fandoms: Death by Dying (Podcast)
04 May 2026
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"What lie ahead, I could not be sure, but the time is forever now to expose the dark secrets that lurk beneath the roily veil of your hometown. With a running start, I busted through the rickety door, unblinking in the eye of the roaring lion…
And promptly dislocated my shoulder."
-Obituary 09: Kai Died
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OW gets some help fixing up his shoulder.
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I expected them to die by Kitkatyes
Fandoms: I Expect You To Die (Video Games), Death by Dying (Podcast)
15 Aug 2025
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Phoenix can't die; that becomes a bit of a problem when they're found by the Obituary writer of Crestfall, Idaho.
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Somehow, you find yourself bumping into someone at a party... They're certainly attractive
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Phoenix is called into their Handler's office one day without much warning. They wondered what they did this time.
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- Part 31 of I Expect You 2 whump
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Phoenix faces a Zoraxis operative. The fight doesn't end the way they thought it would
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- Part 30 of I Expect You 2 whump
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ManMech was a Vtuber whose main gimmick was acting as a dorkish Mechaman impersonator. Its a known joke within his community that he's well overdue to be sued by the hero's lawyers for his burlesque parody.
Robert is just hoping that nobody makes the connection-- that they're actually the same person.
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- Part 4 of Sorta-Related Dispatch Fics
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Bookmarked by Kitkatyes
03 Jan 2026
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i'm cacking so hard you don't understand omg
chapter 21
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In which there is an invitation, a party and the best kept secret in London.
Or the one where M is John's mummy.
Bookmarked by Kitkatyes
22 Apr 2026
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Reverberate and Carry On by mochawhip
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond - All Media Types
07 Oct 2019
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“You could take a later ferry,” Bond says. “I know some places still open for lunch around here.”
Q ceases rummaging through his laptop bag, idly nudging a zipper tab with a fingertip. Calais' off-season silence echoes around them and grates in Bond's ears. He's already expecting what the answer will be, and he doesn't know why he continues to bother asking.
“Bond...” Q catches his gaze for just a second longer this time, before ducking his head and tugging his seatbelt on with an affirming click. “The ferry terminal, please. I'll see you back in London tomorrow.”
Bond doesn't see Q when he returns to London the next day.
In which the Quartermaster is whisked across the continent near the roof of the world, and Bond's attempt to get him back leaves them hurt and stranded in the fabled mountains of the old silk road.
Bookmarked by Kitkatyes
15 Apr 2026
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The man moved with the same predatory grace he always had, and if he had aged in the past five years (it was a bit hard to tell from a subpar camera on the other side of the street) then he had aged well. Which was all entirely predictable of course. No, what had thrown Q and everyone else in the ops center who had ever met Bond or read his file was the way that he was dressed - faded blue jeans with holes in the knees, a t-shirt from some unidentifiable but probably local surf shop, and-
“Are you wearing Converse?” demanded Q before he could think better of it.
Bond’s eyes unerringly found the camera through which Q was watching, an expression of vague displeasure. “Well, I don’t generally make a habit of wearing suits to fix my boat, and I doubted you had the patience for me to change.” .James Bond has been retired for five years. But when a highly sensitive mission goes to hell just a few miles from where he as settled down Q is forced to ask for his help. Bond and Q return easily to their old ways - they are also forced to finally confront their feelings for each other.
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Bookmarked by Kitkatyes
12 Apr 2026
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Bond rolls forward, although his usual liquidly graceful movements are stiff from his injuries. Q doesn’t startle, too used to Bond’s antics over months of travelling together, although his breath does hitch when Bond sweeps his fingers under Q's glasses, brushing lightly against the dark bruises Q knows are still there.
"Think of this as a vacation,” Bond says. “You haven't stopped at all since we left London."
"A vacation," Q says incredulously. "With the scorching sun and questionable water and unreliable food supplies and a heightened chance of tropical water-borne diseases, and all my equipment sunk in the ocean."
“With the briny air and an abundance of wild and sea life and limitless possibilities," Bond counters, "without alerts or surveillance or the need to stare at a glowing screen for hours on end.”
(Post-Spectre mission fic, where the mission is to survive being stranded on a desert island, and shutting down Spectre's operations is a critical but secondary objective reserved for after they get off the island.
But when did MI6's missions ever run according to plan?)
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- Part 7 of Big Bang and Reverse Bang Fics
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Bookmarked by Kitkatyes
11 Apr 2026