KosmoKieran
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- Video Blogging RPF (12)
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Ted is sick, feverish, nauseous, and overall feels like shit. Schlatt offers to drop by with food and medicine. Surely, only platonic things will happen here.
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- Part 2 of SFW September 2025
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Ted believes that Schlatt, his good friend and former co-host, is gay and used to have feelings for him. Tucker disagrees and dares Ted to try to prove it.
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- Part 1 of SFW September 2025
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Schlatt wants to delve into the world of bondage but he’s single and a hookup won’t do. So he asks his good friend Ted to lend a helping hand. What else could possibly happen?
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J. "Schlatt" works at a run-down corner store, and lives in an even more run-down apartment in the Big Apple. Every day feels the same. The monotony of routine starts to get to him until he meets a charismatic stranger during a boring night shift. The friendship seems to change Schlatt's life for the better until things start to get complicated and Schlatt begins to question everything.
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Schlatt doesn't realize how much he misses Ted until he sees him for the first time since the end of Chuckle Sandwich. This realization comes along with a mixture of confusing, complicated feelings towards Ted, including a weird hyperfixation on kissing him.
Things only get more complicated and more confusing when he starts to suspect that the feeling might be mutual.
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five weeks of SFW tedschlatt one-shots!! prompts voted on by the lovely tedschlatt community on twitter.
Week One: Dare
Week Two: Sickfic
Week Three: Drunk Confessions
Week Four: Snowed In
Week Five: Domestic
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The Week We Went to Oregon and Never Came Back by ArcticGibbon
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
10 Aug 2025
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“Are you breathing?” Ted asked, his face having completely paled.
Schlatt laid still, contemplating Ted’s words. He felt his throat, then his chest, then his nose just to make sure. A wheezy laugh escaped him as he met Ted’s gaze again. “I don’t think so,” The warm feeling of pins and needles had returned, wrapping him in a blanket of static.
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schlatt should’ve known better, friends with benefits isn’t, and was never, his thing.
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Why don't I say it then? I want you all the time
" what are we? "
" just friends. "
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He inhales shakily, and the tears fall freely now, one after the other in unstoppable burning streams. He scrubs at his face roughly.
He walks out the door.
Schlatt leaves a week later without so much as a goodbye.
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the effects of schlatts childhood
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Schlatt's a Florist, Ted's a Tattoo Artist, whatever could happen here