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    Most people have the decency to hide it, to disguise it at the very least. There was no reason for an augmented human to be parading around with an exposed data port, least of all this particularly annoying augmented human.

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    Aziraphale was always too aware of his corporation when Crowley touched him; his skin would tingle like Crowley was feeding him a tiny spark of electricity. The shock always lingered long after the touch itself had ended. Sometimes, he'd feel the echo of fizzing warmth and pressure for hours, as though the portion of him that had touched Crowley was somehow more alive than the rest of his form.

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    Aziraphale doesn't experience sexual attraction, or many sexual urges at all, and that's all fine and dandy, because Crowley told him once that it's much the same for him. Then, when pretending to be married provides all sorts of opportunities to share more intimate and sensual expressions of their mutual love than they can normally afford to, Aziraphale's corporation decides to give him an extremely rude awakening.

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    Your new beginning starts here! Lying wholly within the South Downs National Park, the village of Wood’s Bottom is your destination for an idyllic retirement. This quaint hamlet is a short five miles away from the seaside resort of Brighton, with its vibrant array of shopping, culture, and leisure attractions. Boasting stunning landscape views, entirely average weather conditions, welcoming neighbours, and intimate rural charm, Wood’s Bottom is your opportunity to live the exceptionally normal and relaxing lifestyle you’ve always dreamed of.


    Aziraphale and Crowley have finally found their forever home after successfully ensuring there is still a “forever” to share. Surely they will integrate perfectly well amongst their new neighbours. Surely.

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    30 Dec 2024

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    Blackballed from the industry ten years ago, Anthony Crowley jumps at the chance to star in a new Regency romance miniseries with well-known gay actor Aziraphale Fell in the hopes that it will help him restart his career.

    The trouble is, Crowley has played all sorts of characters and for the life of him, he can't figure out why he's struggling to play the romantic lead opposite a man.

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    15 Nov 2024

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    When Aziraphale goes to donate a misprinted Bible for a charity auction, he somehow accidentally ends up auctioning himself. He's horrified to be won by a 'lanky man in black', and determined to tell the man that there's been a mistake when they meet after the auction to discuss the date. There is no way he will be going out with some complete stranger that 'bought' him.

    And then he actually meets the lanky man in black, and starts to think that perhaps going on the date might not be such a bad thing.

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    09 Nov 2024