MaybeImAWorm



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    The kyber crystal chooses the Jedi. Wielding a saber whose crystal didn't choose you will never be as easy as wielding your own. This means sabers a) have the capacity to like or dislike people and b) have the capacity to be obstinate little shits to people they dislike.

    If a certain Jedi's saber really likes you, I'm not saying it means you're soulmates, but I'm not saying it DOESN'T mean you're soulmates, either.

    Most works reference each other but stand alone fairly well, so reading previous isn't necessarily required, but I would recommend reading at least the first before Cards on the Table. To readers who want all the fluff and nothing else, skip that last one. Series is listed as complete but I may wander back someday should my muse desire.

    Works inspired by/podfics/"what if"s/etc are all welcome, just let me know so I can check them out!

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    09 May 2026

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    Obi-Wan has been taken hostage before, but never has he found himself in a situation quite as dire as this. He knows his men are coming for him, but what condition will he be in when they get there?

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    Alastor’s eyebrows crept further towards his hairline as Val breathed in the smoky-sweet smell of him, like burnt sugar. “So, you mean to say that you want to use me as a bone to wave about and taunt Vox with?”

    “Don’t sound so offended,” Val chuckled with a slight roll of his eyes. “I’m not saying we should fuck right here on this counter.” He paused, giving Alastor a look, though the other man took a long, deliberate sip of his drink, staring flatly at Val, who clicked his tongue and continued. “But a little playful flirting never went amiss, eh?”

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    Valentino is dragged to an event by Vox and is not having a good time. That is, until he spots a familiar face in the crowd and thinks up the perfect way to get his revenge.

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    “So true,” Velvette nodded, stepping back to get a look at him. It was a rough draft of an idea, just a bunch of fabric and accessories tossed over an existing outfit, but it was a cute draft nonetheless. She drummed her fingers against her chin and nodded again, more decisively this time. “Fuck yes. Okay. This could work.”

    “What could work?” Alastor asked, spinning around and looking absolutely delectable in that shade of pink.

    “You are working it, old man,” Velvette replied with a snap of her manicured fingers. “You just keep standing there and let me work my magic.”

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    Velvette is lacking inspiration. Alastor is tall and pretty. They bond via fashion behind Vox's back.

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    "I like you." His face was relaxed, his hands weren't shaking. Finney had always imagined his hands would tremble terribly if he ever confessed his feelings to Donna, or to any girl for that matter. But Robin Arellano was not a girl. No, Robin Arellano was definitely a boy, Finney had no doubts about that.

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    This is an au where Robin wasn't abducted and is alive. Finney got the idea with the phone himself basically. I thought these two were very queer-coded, so here's my coping method in the shape of a fanfic.

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