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Blonde Blazer doesn't rescue Robert from the Skittles gang. He ends up a captive of the Red Ring.
“Why the fuck am I here?”
“Yeah, I asked Bossman the same thing. Between you and me, I think you must’ve looked so pathetic tied up in that basement he just couldn’t bring himself to put you down. I don’t think he even really knows what to do with you. Which is why he’s left it up to me. So, if I were you I’d start thanking me for bringing you food and water.”
The slimy, shit-eating grin on the guy’s face is making Robert’s fists clench.
“No, I think I’m good,” he says, as cool and calm as he can manage.
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Earlier today, Track Star released a statement confirming the identity of the man in the extremely graphic viral video currently circulating the net to be Mecha-Man Blue. This tragic turn of events makes it official, and we regret to inform our viewers: Mecha-Man is dead, again.
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- Part 5 of Robert Dies At The End
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Beef steps back, tail wagging and tongue hanging out, as Robert starts to peel himself off the floor.
His chest feels like one big bruise. His knuckles are swollen, fingers curled, like claws.The right hurts a little more than the left.
Something’s broken in there for sure. He’ll need to ice it. Wrap it, to avoid further injury.
But first, Beef needs to eat.
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After the bar fight Robert wakes up in his apartment, unaware that he's already a dead man walking.
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- Part 4 of Robert Dies At The End
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Afterwards, lying on his apartment floor with his dead dog wrapped in a towel on his chest, Robert hopes it was instant.
Beef is hit by a car. He doesn't make it.
Now with added coma-related trauma and daddy issues.
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Robbie wouldn’t even give him the courtesy of a fair fight.
Not worth the effort it would take to flip the ignition.
No, shooting him dead isn’t going to be enough.
Eli needs to see him break.
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- Part 3 of Robert Dies At The End
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A collection of stand-alone one-shots united by a common theme: Robert will die by the end of each story.
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Jackson gets abducted by a psychopath who is looking for a new plaything. Giving up is not an option.
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14 Jul 2018
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It’s a perfect plan. Perfect. And it wasn’t even intended, at least not at the beginning. It’s as if the devil orchestrated all of it so that Walt could have this one heady, consequence-free indulgence.
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13 Mar 2026
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There is a certain joy to being able to say, “Not my circus, not my monkeys,” and then sitting back and admiring the explosions while munching popcorn. This is how Chase feels about the Z-Team.
Right up until the point where Robert gets hired at SDN.
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- Part 2 of Reliving in Interesting Times
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04 Mar 2026
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The reasonable thing to do when you get flung three years into the past would be to sit down and think things through - make a plan.
Fuck that noise - the Z-Team doesn't make plans. They have one (1) future dispatcher and current
disasterhero to find and bully into taking care of himself and one (1) statistics-obsessed, jackass supervillain to murder and leave in a convenient ditch. Easy, straight forward - no problem.Robert would really appreciate it if someone would explain to him what the hell is going on.
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- Part 1 of Reliving in Interesting Times
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04 Mar 2026
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“Hull breached.” The soft-spoken voice of his suit warns him. Blood is covering half the screen.
“No shit.” he grits out.__
Or, Robert loses more than the suit in the opening fight. Also some missing scenes and character moments that come with thatBookmarked by MothTale
23 Feb 2026

