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NHL Updates @NHLUpdates
Montreal captain Shane Hollander begs for information about a mysterious “Boston Lily” who he’s been secretly dating for six years, sparking a viral movement to reunite the pair. Full story below.metrooos @hockleberry
guys I think we might have to lock the fuck in????? #FindBostonLily--OR--
Amnesiac!Shane knows that he's in love, but not who he's in love with. The internet vows to assist.
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In hindsight, Shane really should have bought the expensive organic stuff. But hindsight’s a ten dollar word when he’s six orgasms in and his cock is starting to hurt so bad he’s scared to even look at it, let alone touch it. Which is a Problem with a capital fucking P because he feels like if he doesn’t come (again!) in the next ten seconds he’s going to maybe just die.
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Post tuna meltdown, Shane tries to distract himself from calling Ilya by trying sex pollen. And then he ends up calling Ilya anyway.
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“He is about to die but he must tell me one last time that he is boring.”
“Ilya.”
“He is gifting his boring to me. To pass to our children. So the boring legacy may continue.”
“I'm going back to sleep.”--OR--
David Hollander sends Ilya crossword clues that feature his name.
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- Part 4 of Heated Shorts
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"In my defence," Ilya says, "I am only one-sixteenth werewolf."
"Huh?"
Ilya doesn't know how to explain that he is only just now discovering that the one-sixteenth is apparently all housed in his cock. But given where said cock is currently lodged he figures he won't have to in about, oh, five more seconds.
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Werewolves can only knot their soulmates, which isn't going to be a problem because Shane is just some boring hockey hook up, right?
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- Part 3 of Heated Shorts
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"Not even a wiggle?" Ilya asks. He ghosts a finger up the inside of Shane's thigh, and follows the path with his tongue. He speaks against the skin. "Ah, must mean you do not really want this."
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Ilya using Shane like a table.
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- Part 2 of Heated Shorts
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The Making of the Winter Soldier by CluckU, Mumble_Bee
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
22 Aug 2021
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A collection of vignettes exploring the ways in which HYDRA turned Bucky into the Winter Soldier. Can be read as standalones, but may hold more depth if read in order.
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HYDRA Made Them Do It by CluckU, Mumble_Bee
Fandom The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
19 Dec 2021
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For Science by CluckU, Mumble_Bee
Fandom The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
05 Jul 2021
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Vaccine day, one rare public sighting, one baby in a tiny hat.
And Ilya Rozanov, to everyone’s great misfortune, being both ridiculously competent and extremely himself in public.
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The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.
They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.
It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.
Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.
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Twitter versus The Hollanov Timeline by Visaerra
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 May 2026
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Ilya makes a post on Twitter. It results in a surge in interest as Twitter tries to figure out the Hollanov timeline. Ilya fans the flames, Shane tries to salvage things, and Harris just wants one day of peace.
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Such a Loveable Lamb to Me by silversurfer
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
04 May 2026
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One Russian summer, just the one, and Ilya comes back to find that Shane has discovered kink.
What the fuck.
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- Part 2 of My Moon My Man
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we fight we break up, we kiss we make up by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
04 May 2026
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Shane: Hi.
Shane: I miss you.
Shane: How was your day?Ilya: DEVASTATING.
Shane: What?
Shane: Are you okay?
Shane: Did something really awful happen, or is this another one of those the animal shelter wouldn’t let you bring home every animal type situations?Ilya: No, I am not okay.
Ilya: I am the furthest from okay.
Ilya: Troy and Harris broke up.Shane: Oh. That sucks.
Shane: Sorry to hear that.Ilya: That’s all you have to say?
Shane: What else am I supposed to say? It’s sad, but it happens.
Ilya: We have to fix this!!!!
Shane: We?
Ilya: Yes, of course.
Ilya: Do you not know that by loving me, you are automatically a part of all my schemes and shenanigans?Shane: Must have missed that memo.