Nerd7809
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I wrote this short story all the way back in 2013, and I figured I should share it since it's just sitting here on an old flash drive. I believe that the assignment was to describe a place or something, it's been a while so I'm not to sure on the details. This is a glimpse of one man's memory, that's about as much as I can sum it up with out just out right telling the story here.
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Shit Happened, Maybe We Won't Die by Cgfloyd8, Nerd7809
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Origins
18 Oct 2018
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Twin sisters Lynn and Gayle are playing games and eating junk food. Things happen and they end up in Thedas. Things are weird and are gonna get weirder. Probably gonna change this description after a while, maybe add a few tags. Who knows?
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Tales of the Fade Walker by Rawrzimon
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
14 May 2025
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Playing as a character and making your choices from behind a screen is completely different from being a part of a world where the knowledge you have and the choices you make can determine an entire world's future.
When the newly renamed Athena finds herself walking out of the Fade and into Thedas proper she must contend with the fact that, although she only knew this world and these people as a story within a game, her new abilities and foresight can change the course of events and therefore the story itself. The only question now is, what will she choose to change and how will this new story unfold?
*Summary written by the amazing failisse <3
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Maker's Balls And Then Some by FanForFen (puddinghead3)
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
30 Jan 2022
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So when life hands you lemons, you make a sandcastle out of poop... a poopcastle. And you sculpt a big one, with turrets and drawbridges, the whole nineteen thousand yards, until you can't even see the sky anymore. Because Life, Fate, the Maker, or whatever I should call the motivating factor behind this trainwreck of my story is a sadistic SOB. If I ever get the opportunity to meet whomever is pulling the twisted strings, I will absolutely shove a handful of my special castle-sand right in their face.
How you like THOSE lemons, huh?!?
I sound a little angry don't I? A bit prickly pear with the threats and all? Maybe you're just thinking I'm unhinged.
Trust me, you would be too if all this was happening to you... What, you don't believe me? You're still unsure? If more convincing is what you need, then read on...
I'll make a believer out of you yet.
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Small, for a qunari [old] by the_raven_called_iceveins
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age (Video Games)
08 May 2021
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Katari, an unusually small qunari, wants nothing more than to decipher the meaning of dreams and discover who she was before the Valo-Kas found her bleeding out on a snowy Ferelden mountainside. In a world that views qunari as little more than ogres and her small stature makes her appear as easy prey, Katari has learned to keep others at arm's length. Her kindness and trust all to often rewarded with betrayal and prejudice.
She never intended to align herself with humans, much less with a Chantry organisation like the Inquisition. But when an explosion tears a hole in the sky (identical to the one in her dreams), Katari is unable to sit by and do nothing. Will she ever find out the truth? And what will come from her growing relationship with a certain elvhen apostate? Will the Dread Wolf be able to accept his attraction to a woman who makes him question everything?
THE LATEST UPDATE IS AN IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE. PLEASE READ. (good news don't worry, This fic will live on!)
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- Part 1 of Small, For A Qunari
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Tamsyn Ashworth's life is turned upside down when reality is destroyed by an apocalyptic event and replaced with a world she only knows through video games. With no applicable skills, she bargains for her protection in the only way she knows how - with her knowledge of the future.
But if she wants the story to go as she thinks it should, then she must keep many, many secrets.
Even those of their enemies.
Will she manage to survive in this new world she must call home, or will her honesty about herself ultimately be her undoing?
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*Disclaimer* - Any character resemblance to real persons is entirely coincidental.Series
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Rara Avis by Convenient_Coma
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types
05 Aug 2025
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rara avis
[rahr-uh ah-vis]
origin. latin (tevene)
noun, plural rarae aves
1. a rare person or thing; rarity.
2. literal, a rare birdWhen Dr. Alberta Marieve Shaw left work on Christmas Eve, she was planning on a quiet evening at home before heading off to sit on a beach in the Caribbean for a week, but things do not go according to plan. She finds herself in a completely foreign world, unlike anything she has ever experienced. She must navigate a war between mages and Templars, the brutality of Thedas itself, and the whims of a powerful Inquisitor to survive and find her way home.
Note: This is NOT a self-insert nor a novelization of the main game story we all know and love. There will be canon deviations (some significant) and places dark and disturbing. Caveat lector.
Musical Accompaniment Playlist available on Spotify if you are so inclined. Search for “Rara Avis by Convenient_Coma.”
Visual Guide at convenientcoma.tumblr.com
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