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Shockwave's experiments have left both factions amnesiac, partially organic, and enslaved. Their new Quintesson overlords are forcing them to operate some kind of mine.
Jazz managed to escape early on, but is now marooned in the wilderness of an alien world, living off the land, with only a loose plan for tracking down a space port; Optimus has lost his memory; Prowl is battling down virus-ridden dysphoria.
But the Autobots are not alone.
And perhaps there is some kind of (in-)famous revolutionary lurking around who might have the right force of personality and sheer stubbornness to spark a slave revolt...
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- Part 1 of Ninth - All Materials
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skipping stones by qigiined
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton
04 Oct 2021
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Feemor bows his head in gratitude and hurries down to see Qui-Gon in the halls of Healing. He has been trapped in an oxygen mask there and has been assigned a healer to loom over him, should the thought of escape pass through his mind. He asks Feemor if he would be so kind as to look after Obi-Wan for him for the week that he has been assigned to remain in the hall for.
Feemor only vibrates in place a little bit.“Of course, Master,” he says. “Don’t you worry one bit. Where is he?”
“Excellent question,” Master Qui-Gon says. “Start with that and follow your nose.”
(Obi-Wan gets to spend some time with his big brother Feemor and they learn about the struggles of being both padawan and master.)
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pockets full of rye by qigiined
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton
28 Aug 2022
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“What’re you making?”
Master Dooku is gesturing at Qui asking why the remains of some long-perished vermin is parked in the middle of the caf table, but Qui cannot explain through gestures alone that this is a creative hobby, not a red flag.
“A windchime,” Xana says tightly.
Obi-Wan peers at the table for a long time.
“Out of those?” he asks, pointing at the bones.
(Xanatos comes home and Qui-Gon ends up with two padawans at the same time at wildly different stages of life. The lineage comes together to try to help both get settled, and of course it can't be straightforward.)
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It's Called a Flush by deniigiq
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV)
21 Dec 2021
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The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.
They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.
It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.
Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.