Nikki_Chime
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Bidirectional Hermaphroditism; or, Modern Solutions to Modern Problems by Nikki_Chime
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
25 Mar 2025
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It was supposed to be simple: get in, beat Robin to a pulp and clip his wings, get out. And then someone hit Jason from behind.
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Things would probably have gone very differently in Toussant during the vampire attack if Olgierd von Everec hadn't been there...
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A rarepair crack AU of the boss battle with Dettlaff -
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"Jegus, they don't pay me enough for this shit," she groaned, downing another drink. "No, no, it's not so bad," reassured Roxy, papping Rose's hand gently. "They're all really kind of shitty at bein' a gang." Rated T for language and inebriated behavior.
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- Part 2 of Teacherstuck AU
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Teacherstuck AU. "You forgot again, didn't you?" "Forgot what? What, is today national ruin coffee so perfectly reasonable people can't have any before they go to work with hyperactive-oh."
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- Part 1 of Teacherstuck AU
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- 1,117
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Crack!fic. Cyborg's having some trouble in the garage, and his teammates aren't making it any easier to explain...Awkward situations are awkward.
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"who has made us competent to be ministers of a new covenant, not of
the letter but of the Spirit. For the letter kills, but the Spirit
gives life."- Words:
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Bookmarked by Nikki_Chime
17 Apr 2026
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It's snowing and Kakashi is determined to spend his vacation day alone and not!brooding. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura disagree. Post hypothetical end of manga, might be some vague spoilers.
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Bookmarked by Nikki_Chime
11 Apr 2026
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"We did go looking for omegas," Izuna pointed out under his breath, staring down at his personal enemy.
"Look me in the eyes and tell me you want Senju Tobirama for a wife," Madara replied just as quietly, a brief spark of amusement blooming at the shocked horror on his baby brother's face.
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Before he was forced to accompany a pack of rut-muddled idiots on a half-baked plan to kidnap omega brides for the good of the Uchiha clan, Madara hadn't given Hashirama's younger brother much thought. Tobirama was a Senju, and therefore the enemy; he, like Madara and Izuna, was sole survivor of his litter, and so to avoid being alone and therefore unmarriageable had ended up paired up with his older omega brother by default; he was a vicious opponent; he was a beta.
He had to be a beta. Hashirama wasn't, and nobody would be brazen or stupid enough to bundle up two reproductive siblings in the same litter, right?
... Right?
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- Part 1 of cherry wine
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Bookmarked by Nikki_Chime
11 Apr 2026
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"Oh," Izuna said -- delicately, while studiously reading his folder, "I'm afraid we need someone with a ... strong personality for Naohime."
"Why's that?" Hashirama replied, just as painfully polite.
The daimyo's mediator kept watching them and scratching little pointy words in his notebook.
"Because if your man doesn't prove that he's dangerous and has the personality to use it on her if she pushes him, it's going to turn abusive," Madara drawled.
Hashirama stared at him for a blank second. The daimyo's envoy stopped writing; even his stone-faced Aburame bodyguard arched her eyebrows over her darkened spectacles.
Tobirama stretched out across the table without another word to take back one of the folders Izuna had spread around him.
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The daimyo is over the whole Uchiha/Senju war. They're going to become one people if they know what's good for them.
Madara hates it enough without having to marry a woman too.
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Bookmarked by Nikki_Chime
11 Apr 2026
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The drunker Sasuke was, the harder it got to make the bottle end its spin onto appropriate people without anyone catching on.
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Team Kakashi and Team Hebitaka socialize. Sasuke plays matchmaker. He'd have to be sloshed for either one of those, wouldn't he.Bookmarked by Nikki_Chime
11 Apr 2026