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Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die by 0MissE0, Athena_Muldrow, Baze_loves_bugs, Blank_Error, carpetchewer, cottonmouthcandy, Dimonds456, egg_with_a_pen, Kyle_committing_Arson, lackinggravitas (espansivo), LittleLilliana15, MariDraws, Oatmeal_Archive, pickledoesfanfic, SpookyArchivist
Fandom: Gravity Falls
08 Sep 2025
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Have you ever looked at an old man in a cartoon show targeted for kids and wondered “Hm… I wonder how many times this guy (who only has 5 fingers {LAME!!}) almost died?”
Well, WONDER NO MORE!!! Here in [Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die] you will find most of Grunkle Stan’s NDEs!! But what is an ‘NDE’ you may ask- why, it’s short for [Near Death Expirience(s)] Of course!!This fanfiction is centred over what would happen if the elder twins weren’t such little ***** and actually ******* held hands!! WOW!! Crazy! It is also based on the fandom’s dire need to see this old man in pain! Constantly! And needing to see this old man’s brother see his brother in pain! For guilt! It’s yummy!!
As the setting is the [Bill-Cipher Zodiac] the characters involved in this series (written by various writers in the fandom) may consist of: Shooting Star, Pine Tree, ?, Ice Ice Babyy and other characters only very specific people care about!“I'm a very relentless individual and have a lot more insanity coming”
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Logic and Anxiety are late to a meeting with Thomas, and the others are confused and concerned, because Logic is never late to a meeting! Turns out, the two were doing something... rather surprising to everyone else.
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Opposites Attract by oldfics (Jumblejay)
Fandoms: Thomas Sanders, Sanders Sides (Web Series)
25 Jan 2017
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The one where everyone thinks Prince and Anxiety hate each other, but truthfully they really, really don't. Sure, they argue about pretty much everything, but what do people always say? Opposites Attract!
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Can't change it.
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08 Sep 2025
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2017...it's been 8 years oh my god...
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The world fades to black.
And then... eyes open to bright hospital lights.
Goddamnit. He wasn't supposed to wake up.
Now Janus is stuck with a foster family, consisting of an overbearing loudmouth foster brother, a terrifyingly tall nerd parent, and a fully grown adult emo on anxiety meds as the other parent, who are determined to keep him alive no matter what he does or says. Fantastic! it's JUST what he wanted.
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The rundown is a dangerous place. Hostile creatures lurk around every dark corner, infectious fog seeps through the lower levels, and the reactors are just as likely to end your life as they are to save it. It is not a place for the faint of heart.
When Virgil's team is assigned a lab tech who's never had so much as a basic field test, he's against it. Vehemently.