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Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die by 0MissE0, Artimus_Pax, ArtistRedFox, Athena_Muldrow, Baze_loves_bugs, biggirlsdontcry, Blank_Error, BlindayEverlien, carpetchewer, cottonmouthcandy, CrypticMushroom, CthosEris, DarkLordOfAwesomeness, Dimonds456, Djdjdjmk, egg_with_a_pen, EmS (EmilienSancier), Kyle_committing_Arson, lackinggravitas (espansivo), LittleLilliana15, MariDraws, Oatmeal_Archive, pickledoesfanfic, ryeBread1825114, SpookyArchivist
Fandom Gravity Falls
28 Oct 2025
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Have you ever looked at an old man in a cartoon show targeted for kids and wondered “Hm… I wonder how many times this guy (who only has 5 fingers {LAME!!}) almost died?”
Well, WONDER NO MORE!!! Here in [Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die] you will find most of Grunkle Stan’s NDEs!! But what is an ‘NDE’ you may ask- why, it’s short for [Near Death Expirience(s)] Of course!!This fanfiction is centred over what would happen if the elder twins weren’t such little ***** and actually ******* held hands!! WOW!! Crazy! It is also based on the fandom’s dire need to see this old man in pain! Constantly! And needing to see this old man’s brother see his brother in pain! For guilt! It’s yummy!!
As the setting is the [Bill-Cipher Zodiac] the characters involved in this series (written by various writers in the fandom) may consist of: Shooting Star, Pine Tree, ?, Ice Ice Babyy and other characters only very specific people care about!“I'm a very relentless individual and have a lot more insanity coming”
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Robert will not let anyone be cut from the Z-Team. He'll even go to extreme lengths to keep everyone...
And the team is really not happy when they hear about what lengths he DID go to.
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- Part 4 of Dispatch
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" And Hunter didn't even like watching the television that much! He'd much prefer to curl up in the corner of the couch and read while it was annoying background noise. And, he did try doing that, but—At some point, rather start or middle of these films, there was that... lure, again. The dresses coming onto screen.
Ruffles, tool, layers, twirling, you name it! It was there—Each one was different, and pretty. Why were they so pretty? "
(Or, Hunter has a bad time and really likes princess dresses. That's it, thats the fic.)
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Flambae Hates Rob Bob so fucking much, and Prism is sick of hearing about it. In Her opinion he needs to get over himself and realize that what he really wants is to fuck that depressed twink. He's lucky she's an awesome friend who's gonna help him come up with a game plan to get in their dispatcher's pants.
In which Flambae tries to seduce Robert and gets more than he bargained for.
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- Part 1 of I Hate Him I Swear
Bookmarked by SpicyLikeTheGoodRamen (Oatmeal_Archive)
12 Jan 2026
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Hunter’s eyes burned holes into the pamphlets his therapist dropped on the desk.
“It’s called age regression,” Dr. Maheswaran stated plainly. Hunter couldn’t look her in the eyes. They had been going over recent changes in the year since they won against Belos: how he’d started to curl into himself, became clingier around older figures, speak less with a combined limited vocabulary, and, most prominently, begun to feel like the world is too large for him to exist in. When prompted on the closest non-traumatic memory he has that ties into that trend, his reply was, after a long pause, a quiet, “waiting for Belos to give me medical attention post-sparring at six years old.”
He didn’t have a good childhood, he’s well aware. But that doesn’t mean that he ever expected this would be the result of it.
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There's a criminally small amount of little!Hunter in this fandom. I wanted to do my part and contribute uwuSeries
- Part 1 of ML's agere works
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SPOILERS FOR ALL OF SEASON 3!!!
After getting reunited with Darius and taken back to the owl house to rest up, Hunter starts to really process what had happened to flapjack.