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    It’s not a lie. Charles will defend that to his last breath (maybe, possibly, definitely). He never lies to Edwin.
    The rest of the world might not see it the same way, though.

    Or: Charles has a secret. Surprisingly little changes.

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    “24 hours?”

    “24 hours. From the minute the clock strikes midnight. Do we have a deal?”

    The woman extends her hand, the hazy outline of her fingers flickering in the candlelight like the ripples of water. She isn’t a ghost, not exactly (not like the boys are at least), but she also isn’t not. It’d been a perplexing case, full of magic and mystery far beyond the extent of what the Dead Boy Detectives had explored in the past few decades. She had explained, and Edwin had taken careful note of the specifics, but it still doesn’t really make all that much sense.

    What makes even less sense is how exactly the spell she’s offering works, her magic surpassing Edwin’s, something supernatural and spiritual like the Cat King’s, far beyond the boy’s comprehension… but god if the appeal isn’t enough to make the two ghosts consider throwing caution to the wind.  

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    But it did rather give him an idea. He had been withholding his own affection since realising the extent of his feelings, terrified of taking advantage of Charles’ kindness. Yet now Charles knew all, and, although he did not return those feelings, still accepted Edwin as completely as he always had.
    Surely, then, he would not mind if Edwin continued to speak the truths of his heart?

    Or: Five ways Edwin shows his love for Charles, and one way Charles returns it all.

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    “It never felt weird to me that people would make, like, art and stories and videos and poetry about you, cause—“

    There’s poetry? Edwin thought in a blind sort of panic.

    “—well, didn’t seem strange to me that people would obsessed with you, cause I’m a bit obsessed with you.”

    Edwin blinked.

     

    ————

    or, running a maid cafe is bearable, until the guests begin writing.. stories about Charles and he.

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    His face blinked two bright gold eyes up at him, lips curling into a sinful little smile, a faint scar nudging into the top one.
    “Tom,” Charles sighed. “Cheers, mate, but I’ve no idea why you think this is helpful. At all.”
    “Oh, it’s all about self-love these days, babe, haven’t you heard?” Thomas’ voice, at least, hadn’t changed. Hearing his own voice attempt an American accent – or worse, a fake British one – would’ve been a step too far. “What, you don’t want to give yourself some loving?”

    Or: Thomas shows Charles the power of radical self-love. Or something.

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    So maybe they were doing it all a bit backwards. Usually you were supposed to have the kisses and the sex and the love confessions after dating, not all at once on the very first day. Usually you didn’t spend the rest of the week making up excuses to see each other, in between lectures and lunches and after hours, and probably didn’t end up having yet more mind-blowing sex more often than not. You definitely didn’t only plan your first date after all that – if it still counted as the first, even.
    But when had Charlize and Edith ever gone about anything the usual way?

    Or: A series of firsts in Charlize and Edith’s fledgeling relationship.

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    It wasn’t that Charlize expected much when she leaned into Edith’s space. She always wanted to get closer, didn’t she, in any way she could. Tide to the full moon. Like this, sitting on the banister and tilting closer to Edith, who was standing upright as ever, it was all she could do not to crash into her and hope to break.
    As for the comment – well. That was for a laugh.
    Mostly.

    Or: Pirates Charlize and Edith get into a sword fight. Of a sort.

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    Ever so slowly, things started changing. Charles spent more time in the library, never mind how his mates teased him, skimming through everything even slightly paranormal. Just in case. Sometimes he’d get to his room and his desk would be way neater than he’d left it; sometimes it’d be just the same, except that some old trinket had been pulled out from who-knows-where. There were flowers tucked in a couple of his books now, pressed flat and pretty, and Charles put them carefully back the few times they fell out, before he learnt how to hold the books up to prevent it. Once, when he was late for morning classes and stumbled out of his room with his tie all askew, he felt that cool brush like fingers at his throat, and no teacher gave him trouble for his appearance.

    The day wasn’t anything special, except for that. Except that, at the end of it, Charles turned to the perpetual cold spot in his room and said, “Realise I never properly introduced myself, did I? My name’s Charlie – well, Charles, really. What’s yours?”

    Or: Charles and his friendly boarding school ghost make each other’s acquaintance.

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    In Edwin’s defence, it had never come up.
    Then again, the matter of ghosts’
    permanent end was not exactly something you slipped into casual conversation. Most would not know enough to ask in the first place – because surely there was no end more permanent than Death.
    Was there?

    Or: A string of spectral suicides leaves the agency grasping for answers. But there’s something Edwin’s forgot to tell them…

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    “Be honest, mate, are we having a teen girl sleepover?” Charles called after him, resting his chin on his hand. Grinned up at Thomas as he returned with an overfull makeup bag in hand. “C’mon, what’s next? Gossiping about boys? Playing dress-up?”
    Thomas snorted. “I don’t know what teen girl sleepovers you went to, but those are the least fun parts of ‘em.” His head tilted in consideration, his eyes glinting dangerously. A predator sizing up prey. Charles ignored the shiver slinking its way down his spine. “Well…”

    Or: Charles and Thomas have some fun during what’s definitely not a teen girl sleepover.

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    The Cat King was still going on and on about Edwin’s apparent crimes, ending it off with, “We should discuss your offence. Privately.”
    Or something like that. Charles might’ve been a tad distracted by his absolutely mint outfit. It took Edwin pointedly clearing his throat for Charles to snap out of it, stepping closer to him and curling an arm around his waist. “Not without me, you don’t. We’re a matched set and all.” Edwin curved easily into the touch, their spectral edges overlapping with a soft buzz of energy. “What’s his is mine,” Charles said, with an obvious flick of his gaze over the Cat King.

    Or: Who would win, an immortal child of Desire, or two nympho ghosts?

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    Edwin did not consider it overmuch when Charles materialised himself a skirt – short, red, and familiar – that morning. It was hardly an unusual sight of late, and always a delightful one to Edwin. He enjoyed following the journey of self-discovery his beloved was on, with all its similarities to and differences from his own. Not to mention that he could express his appreciation at each and every step…
    No, he didn’t consider it overmuch, only kissed Charles sweetly until their agency hours began.
    But.

    Or: Edwin, Charles, and the promised skirt.

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    The Cat King grinned, slow and insufferable. “If you wanna take the forfeit on this one, kiddo, I won’t be offended.” He shrugged. “I’ll question your taste, but I won’t be offended.”
    Edwin bit his lip, probably to hold back laughter, and looked away from them both.
    Charles knew how this was supposed to go, knew he was supposed to huff and scowl and throw the game. But that’d been a challenge if he’d ever heard one, and Charles did
    not turn his back on a challenge, especially not coming from a mangy old cat too big for his boots.

    Or: Charles doesn’t back down from the challenge. It has unexpected consequences.

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    “Sorry, sorry!” Charlize was laughing a little, but it was so obviously aimed at herself that Niko couldn’t help but join in. “Didn’t mean to just jump in at the deep end. We can kiss too, yeah? I swear I’m usually more smooth than this.”
    “You mean you offer an orgasm to all the girls?” Niko felt confident enough to tease.
    The corners of Charlize’s eyes crinkled. “Only the cute ones.”
    “Okay,” Niko said, more confidently than she felt. “You can kiss me. And make me come. Since it’ll help with my cramps.”

    Or: When you have period cramps, who better to go to than your friendly neighbourhood vampire?

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    Matters come to a head, despite Edwin’s best efforts, less than a month later and at, of all things, a party. Edwin is hardly interested when the invitation first comes around, but Charles convinces him to attend with truly dastardly means of persuasion: widened eyes and quivering, all-too-kissable lips and his cajoling voice dropped low, weaving the devastating display together. C’mon, Edwin, can’t I show you off for a bit?

    Or: A drunk Edwin reveals slightly more than he meant to.

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    The first thing in the box Charles handed her was a harness. The second thing was a purple dildo.

    Or: Crystal has Charles pegged.

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    ohhhhhhhh my god charles walking out of the room with the biggest grin, wearing crystal's kiss t-shirt

    Or: Crystal, Charles, and some role-swapping by way of clothes.

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    “Hey, hey,” Crystal said, when all was said and done, reaching out a hand to help the recently-possessed boy up. The very cute recently-possessed boy. “You’re okay, the demon is out of you. Your name’s Charles?”
    “Yeah, I’m Charlie – uh, Charles – R-Row… Bloody hell, it’ll come to me in a minute.” For the first time, Charles seemed to notice his surroundings. “Where am I? How did I get here?” His eyes were enormous, warm brown, and terrified. “Why can’t I remember anything?”

    Or: Crystal Palace and Edwin Payne of the Palace & Payne Detective Agency take on the case of a possessed psychic.

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    The first true glimpse Charles captures of her is the fine hem of her gown, the extraordinary purple colour of it reserved for royalty only. Then her extended hand, skin smooth against Charles’ callouses, the glinting signet ring cold beneath his courteous lips. A last gesture of chivalry before the sword comes down.

    Or: A newly knighted Charles falls for his queen.

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    “Is it just me, or has Charles’ hair gotten longer?” Niko asked one morning, watching Charles’ weekly repack of his backpack/bag-of-tricks/whatever the fuck he wanted to call it now.
    “Oh, it’s not just you.” Crystal stared with fascination as Charles flicked his bangs out of his eyes for the seventh time in as many minutes, apparently not noticing them fall right back in his face. “It’s been happening for a couple days now.” A week, really; round about when he and Edwin finally sorted their shit out and got together. The two events might just be unconnected, but knowing these two sappy bastards, it was
    highly unlikely.

    Or: Crystal gossips about hair, does some pining, and gets front-row tickets to a light show.

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