OldWorldMonkey
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The year is 3001 T.A., the night of Bilbo's farewell party, and Gandalf realizes Bilbo's old ring is the One Ring and that there is no time to waste for the free peoples of Middle Earth. And, luckily for him, a ragtag team of young hobbits is willing to take the Ring away from Shire, first thing in the morning...
or: fixing Lotr's biggest plot hole with cardboard and chewing gum
or: Lord of the Rings if it was just a hobbit walking party
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In this one, the Prince of Greenwood is a Literal Baby yet that doesn’t stop him from joining the Fellowship and taking part in the greatest Quest of the Middle-earth’s Third age! But what will happen when Legolas’ needs get in the way of achieving the Mission Lord Elrond sent the Fellowship on? How will the Fellowship keep up with Legolas’ demanding eating and sleeping schedule? How will they manage his hygiene? Also, who can carry Legolas’ the longest, who sings the softest lullabies, and who doesn’t get jealous even though they’re not the youngest member of the Fellowship anymore? But seriously, can the Fellowship’s Quest ever succeed with a literal baby in their ranks?
or: Fellowship of the Ring but Legolas is a literal baby
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Beleg’s Paradox (In the Happily Ever After Land) by OldWorldMonkey
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
02 Aug 2025
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In Alternate Reality, where One Ring granted a certain elf’s wish, the World looks very much different from what you and your friends are used to. How will you adapt to these new circumstances? Can Boromir live with the fact that he has become a stranger in a strange land, so to speak? Will Legolas’ and Aragorn’s relationship suffer or get stronger when an unexpected surprise is revealed? And most of all, who is the handsome and charismatic sex cult leader and why should you join?
AU standalone story. Sequel to ‘What Happens Next’.
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And from That Mountain a Waterfall by OldWorldMonkey
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
23 Mar 2025
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A story in which the Mountain breaks down and confess and, somehow, it changes everything.
or: the author couldn’t bear to see the ending of ‘The Mountain and the Viper’ once again, so they wrote this crap instead. Enjoy!
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Ramble On by OldWorldMonkey
Fandoms: Supernatural, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
19 Feb 2025
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It’s Thursday and Dean has fallen through the rabbit hole. He's a smart dude and it doesn't take him long to figure out where he is. Only... things are not entirely as he remembers them to be. Will he wiggle out of this mess on his own? Or is the opportunity to save people and hunt things - in Middle-friggin-earth - too good to pass over? And on top of all the choices Dean has to make, there's this guy...
Language, mild sexual content, canon-typical violence.
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Crack & Smut one-shots centered around Aragorn, Boromir and Legolas; just boys having some wholesome fun together! Various pairings and kinks in each story so mind the tags please!
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Experienced (What's Fangirling, Precious?) by OldWorldMonkey
Fandom: Free (Band), Jimi Hendrix Experience, Rock Music RPF
21 Apr 2024
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Ramble On (Dean Winchester in Middle-earth) by OldWorldMonkey
Fandom: Supernatural, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
19 Feb 2025
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1. main story is self-contained T-rated /angst&fluff heavy/ MGiME
2. Boromir POV occasionally to help me think about motivations
3. extended scenes & chapters (added explicit content)
4. the weird AU nobody asked for. completely standalone- Words:
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You Ain't Seen Knotting Yet! by OldWorldMonkey
Fandom: Supernatural, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
04 May 2023
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The Days That Came by OldWorldMonkey
Fandom: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
26 Sep 2021
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Stand-alone stories/timestamps from the married life of Boromir, Steward of Arnor, and his wife Arnuilas, healer and Ranger of the North. Post-RotK. Boromir Lives. Otherwise minor divergences from canon. It started as a couple of one-shots and grew bigger, so mind the tags and choose your poison. Inspired by 'The Long Way Home' by GlasSchmetterling.
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Words After Speech, Reach Into the Silence by wormwood700
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
03 Sep 2025
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Darkness can be an alluring companion. Falling into the abyss and clawing your way out again. A Middle-Earth story partly inspired by a Leonard Cohen song.
Bookmarked by OldWorldMonkey
13 Sep 2025
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AU - First of in a series of stories about Sean the painter and Orlando who is probably best described as the world's sloppiest muse/keeper. - Sean Astin's pov.
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- Part 1 of Doesn't paint in town AU
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Codes of conduct, codes of rule, codes to conceal, and all that we attempt to figure out about one another, and ourselves, in the time that we have.
Bookmarked by OldWorldMonkey
25 Aug 2025
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Miniatures by TeamGwenee
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
17 Jun 2025
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An old miniature brings back memories.
Bookmarked by OldWorldMonkey
17 Jun 2025
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The Alchemist and the Warrior by Agent_94
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls, Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
15 Jan 2025
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Ajira of the Balmora Mages Guild, alchemist and inspiring author, was having a most terrible day. That is until a strange Redguard walked into her workshop. A submission for the The Fourth Annual Morrowind Writing Competition. Oneshot.
Bookmarked by OldWorldMonkey
17 Jun 2025