Pasta_Muffin
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The origin story of Alastor's wheelie chair. Some assembly required.
A gift for Moth, because certain things are taking a while to organise.
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Vimes learns that kicking down locked doors in the middle of the night can lead to an eyeful.
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A whisper. A well. A warning. A welcome.
Alastor is not particularly popular within his village, his oddities and his solitude working in tandem to drive others away. When he stumbles upon an ancient, forgotten well in a clearing bare of life, he does not think much of it.
Until the dreams start.
In his dreams, Alastor can taste starlight. He cannot escape the sensation of feathers and scales, something altogether inhuman curling around his body. He’s not entirely sure he wants to. When a stranger shows his face in the village, the wind parting around his pale features and carrying the rustle of the invitation Alastor’s dreamt of, how can he do anything but follow? He has never been a particularly religious man.
But perhaps that is due to his lack of somebody worthy to worship.
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Or: Alastor finds and releases a long-sealed cursed spirit and says 'would'.
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- Part 5 of RadioApple Shorter Form Multichapter
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01 May 2026
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Years before the ball begins to truly roll, Jack and an age old friend spend one last night together.
Or, two age old eldritch horrors fuck nasty and also they're sad about it
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30 Apr 2026
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Fuck. That was weird. It’s almost like he can hear me. Hey, Alastor? Can you hear me over there?
I hear you, you imbecile, Alastor thought but got no response from Vox, as he’d expected. This appeared to be entirely a one-way broadcast.
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Alastor gets sick with a virus that allows him to hear Vox's inner thoughts, much to his dismay.
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20 Apr 2026
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Demon Summoning: Triple Check Your Latin by PhoenixArising for Irimiel
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
06 Jan 2026
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Alastor's life is good. His true crime podcast does well enough to support him, and if there isn't any interesting murders available, he can always change that. But he knows his luck won't hold forever, so he decides to make a deal with the devil. Unfortunately for him, the spell he found was mis-transcribed, and instead of sending the demon home after making their deal, he instead binds him to Earth, trapped in a human body and nearly powerless. He'll be able to send him home, eventually, but for now he's stuck with a roommate who doesn't know how to turn the shower on and sings while he makes pancakes. It's going to be a long couple of months...
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01 Mar 2026
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a dog bites down on a stick of dynamite (and takes off running) by Vioun
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
15 Feb 2026
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Then, Alastor is dipping him low, and it’s the first time Vox has seen him from this angle. He is gorgeous, if a little smug. Alastor looks at him like he’s a bug or something that can be eaten, and wow that expression is really doing it for him. But—
“Did you make me do the fucking girl part?!” He demands, mortified. “Al. What the fuck!”
Or: Vox has got some internalized homophobia, but he’s working on it!
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22 Feb 2026