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“They said I lied,” Hongjoong said, remembering the looks on the guards faces, the way one of them had punched him in the gut and threatened to make him regret lying.
“Did you?” omega asked. There was no curiosity in the voice, like he was asking the question just to entertain Hongjoong or be polite, not because he actually cared for the answer.
He grinned. “Well, yeah. Had I told them that I’m a pirate and I actually had robbed the facility moments ago, I’d be heading straight to the gallows.” Getting hanged really wasn’t in his plans that day. “Are you going to tell me what landed you here?”
“They say,” the voice replied, mimicking his tone, “I stabbed someone.”
“Did you?”
“If I did,” the omega said, “he was a nasty alpha and deserved it.”OR: Hongjoong meets Seonghwa in a prison cell. They're supposed to part the moment they've escaped, but life, as it happens, has other plans. Having a deadly omega on his ship might be the worst and best thing that ever happened to him.
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- Part 1 of Tempest
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19 May 2026
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“Politics is a dangerous game and no one at this court can be trusted. That’s why I need someone to watch my back for me who I can trust unconditionally. Someone without personal ties to anyone in power, no hidden loyalties. And I believe you fulfil those criteria.”
The realization struck Seonghwa with clarity. He had been chosen because he was an outsider, someone who would only be Hongjoong’s. His lack of pedigree, the very thing that had made him feel unworthy, had been his strength.
When emperor Hongjoong is targeted in a coup, his personal guard Seonghwa gets framed for the crime and thrown into prison. He manages to escape, but his life is nothing like it used to be. Seonghwa is pulled into a net of political intrigue and treachery, all the while desperately trying to uncover the truth behind the alleged death of his beloved emperor.
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19 May 2026
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after his latest dating disaster, yunho finally admits the truth:
his dick is too big.mingi, naturally, thinks he can help.
or: no one wants to sleep with yunho, so mingi decides to volunteer.
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18 May 2026
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“We’re on the third floor,” Alucard, now apparently a mind reader, sighed. “Belmont, can you really not tell that your heat is affecting your, admittedly already near non-existent, decision making ability? Not even you would run headlong into a pack of alpha werewolves on a full moon if you were in your right mind.”
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- Part 8 of Omegaverse Prompt Fills
- Part 1 of A Series of Terrible Choices
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16 May 2026
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"What would happen if you drank blood from someone who was drunk? Would you get drunk then?"
Alucard frowned. "I... don't know."
"Let's find out. Drink from me, and see what happens."
"Trevor, this is a terrible idea..."
"No, it's science," Trevor insisted.
"There's ample evidence from the entire course of human history that something can be both at once."
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16 May 2026