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Upon the news that a new Valley Master had ascended the throne, the jianghu was struck with fear.
Fear that tenuous peace would end. Fear of another war that would deal them more casualties.
In what the men of the jianghu would never admit was desperation, they sent peace offerings. Wine, food, fabrics...women.
There is no war. No praise or rebuke, but the offerings continue.Zhou Zishu cannot fathom why he can't get the attention of the Valley Master, whether it be for information gathering or assassination. He makes a pretty woman, after all, the newest 'offering' added to this donated harem of his.
He has a lot more luck when the Valley Master brings a few of the harem women with him to the Heroes Conference, of all things. Especially when he finds something of a platonic zhiji in the sharp Zhou Xu and begins to trust her with his thoughts.
He definitely has more luck when Wen Kexing proposes he pose as a man to infiltrate the Conference - although to be quite frank, the Valley Master acts...oddly, once he shows his true self.
Alternately named by my enablers: the cross cross dressing AU and Sanguine: The Sitcom
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06 Jun 2022
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L rubs his thumb against his lip, “and you suspect you know who Kira is?”
“I’m Kira.” Light replies.
“I see,” L murmurs, “so this is a confession?”
“Of sorts,” Light prefaces. “That is to say; I was Kira, until three days ago, but now I need your help to prove it and stop whatever I’ve put in motion.”
“You better start from the beginning.”
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21 Sep 2021
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Zhou Zishu is ready to be done with Tian Chuang. He's ready for his seventh nail, and ready to wander before facing his eighty one brothers with a bowed head in the afterlife. He will do this after, apparently, one last mission that's simply too intriguing to pass up.
The Ghost Valley has sent a letter past its borders, asking to attend the Heroes Conference of the Five Lakes Alliance. The Five Lakes Alliance, unbelievably, has accepted. Both no doubt have hidden intentions, and Prince Jin wants eyes and ears on the scene. Zhou Zishu can't quite bring himself to deny his own ravenous curiosity enough not to accept.
The stunning beauty that shows up with the girls of the Department of the Unfaithful, the one who introduces himself as Wen Kexing, is universally assumed to be a favorite plaything of the yet unseen Ghost Valley Master. His beauty and charm may be enough to captivate all the others into underestimating him, but Zhou Zishu knows a killer's eyes when he sees one. Wen Kexing is a puzzle he'd like to figure out, and Zishu himself can't say he isn't also captivated by dark eyes and a smile that wouldn't be out of place with blood in its teeth.
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05 Sep 2021
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golden when the day met the night by glitteringmoonlight
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Sep 2023
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They are all called to enter the room that has been delegated to this event, they move in the most orderly manner Wei Wuxian has ever seen them move. That is how much they respect the Lan sect— or how much they fear them.
When he is escorted to the middle of the room, the cultivators part in front of him, going to their own seats, leaving him there, with two Lan disciples at his sides. Wei Wuxian bows to show his respect to Hanguang-jun, who is seated on the elevated seat that he makes look like a throne.“Approach,” Hanguang-jun says. His voice is firm and authoritative, the voice of a leader, a commander.
Wei Wuxian obeys.
In which Wei Wuxian figures out quickly that he isn't meant to be a hostage, but he doesn't quite know how to deal with the fact that he is being treated like an esteemed guest. He isn't complaining though.
(Completed except for epilogue)
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14 Aug 2021
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Wei Wuxian, worst supervillain by antebunny
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
17 Jul 2021
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Lan Wangji has never met a worse supervillain.
He finds this rather remarkable considering that he has, during his tenure as Hanguang-jun, fought quite a large number of villains. Certainly some of them, like Wen Ruohan’s two successors, Wen Xu and Wen Chao, lacked style, as did Su She and Jin Zixun. But what they lacked in style, each and every one of them made up for in sheer villany. Even Wang Lingjiao didn’t hesitate to kick a puppy she saw on the street.
The Yiling Patriarch, on the other hand. Well.
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17 Jul 2021
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Gaud's Grinch x Tony Fix-it Fic by gaudy_writes
Fandoms: How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), How the Grinch Stole Christmas! - Dr. Seuss, Kellogg's "Frosted Flakes" Commercials
24 Dec 2022
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Right so this all got started because of that one infamous tumblr post regarding the Grinch and Tony the Tiger's tragic break up: www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/k51rck/so_gaud_is_making_a_tony_the_tigergrinch_fix_fic/
Anyways, I hope the existence of this fic bothers you on a level you struggle to articulate to your loved ones and/or therapist :)
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12 Dec 2020
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Sometimes Nie Mingjue thought that things would be easier if she had been born a man, or at least presented as one, the way she would have if she was a misaligned reincarnation.
That wasn't her fate, though; not in this life - but it seemed to be working out fine regardless.
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26 Jul 2020
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For Want of a Butterflies Wings by IlloustriousTaco
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Sep 2020
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The one where it started off as Crack because Xue Yang was obsessed with Wei Wuxian.
Then continued to Lan Wangji being unbearably tender and culminated in Wei Wuxian dreaming of raising kids on a farm with Lan Zhan.
Too bad there's this pesky war going on.
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- Part 1 of Hurricane of Change
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11 Jul 2020
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The members of the Lan Clan have never been particularly well-known for their good judgement when it comes to matters of the heart.
Which is why it should come as a surprise to no one when Lan Wangji falls in love with an actual ghost.
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26 May 2020
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07 May 2020
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Dead, Not Gone by Tysis
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
22 Jul 2020
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Wei Wuxian dies at Qingqi path, pierced by a thousand arrows.
Wei Wuxian dies full of regret and simmering fear.
He refuses to move on.
Alternatively Titled: There is A Ghost in the Cloud Recesses
Semi Permenant Haitus. Unfinished.
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05 May 2020
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Bound Only by the Sea by levament
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Mar 2021
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It's not every day Wei Wuxian gets swept off his feet by a handsome alpha, but when he does, that alpha turns out to be the actual Emperor.
It was a surprise to him too.
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05 May 2020
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through a window softly by impossibletruths
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Apr 2020
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Wei Wuxian plays the flute. Someone in Wei Wuxian's apartment complex plays violin. Sometimes, they play the flute and the violin together, and it's... nice. It's really nice. It's sort of the nicest thing going on in his life right now, honestly.
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05 May 2020
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a wild heart to tame mine by theroyalsavage
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2020
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It's a tale as old as time. Boy moves back to the city he'd fled years before. Boy meets superhero. Superhero saves boy's life. Superhero accidentally breaks the front window of boy's place of employment.
(Lan Wangji just wants to retire from hero work and live a quiet life. Fate, however, has other ideas.)
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31 Mar 2020