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Working at a morgue wasn’t exactly Logan Mora’s ideal employment endeavor. A high ranking physician would have been adequate, maybe even a respected surgeon if he was lucky, but for now, a morgue attendant would have to suffice the discontented young man.
Despite Logan’s continued effort for a transfer, the stoic man soon grew accustomed to his simplistic and unimaginably dulled down conduct.
As awful as it sounds, even the bodies they received seemed to meld together alongside this dreary lifestyle…Until this body.
This one was sitting straight up on the stainless-steel table, the cadaver’s clover green eyes staring directly at the rather stunned morgue attendant.
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As more and more arguments start breaking out left and right between all of the Sides, Thomas can’t seem to keep up with his dysfunctional personas… especially now that they’ve swapped personalities. After a swift car wreck, the Sides awake to find themselves with new perspectives and thoughts… Through their new, out of control urges and haywire abilities, can the Sides put aside their bickering before Thomas’s brain, quite literally, ceases to function?
The stakes are abnormally high in this whimsical, cliche AU of a Sanders Sides fanfic!
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“I was thinking…soft, this time? No sex, just…just the feeling?”
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In which Alastor tenderly takes care of Lucifer's wings.
(Written for Nightcigale's 4K DTIYS. Standalone drabble, but can be read as part of Theoxenia)
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13 Jan 2026
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“Salutations, God of the Underworld! Let me stay in your realm!”
The myth of Persephone’s kidnapping by Hades may have taken a few liberties. In fact, more than a few.
In which Alastor, God of Spring, deigns to grace Lucifer, God of the Underworld, with his unwanted presence. And as depressed and lonely as he is, Lucifer is still not sure this is a good idea. For Man and Godkind, that is. Meanwhile, Alastor, hoping for some entertainment, finds more to do than he bargained for.
(Greek Gods AU, based loosely on fanart)
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13 Jan 2026
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A Cinnamon Storm in an Orange Teacup by MothballMilkshake
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
10 Jan 2026
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Demons in Hell don't get sick - it's a well known fact. So Alastor's exhaustion? Poor sleep. His sore throat? Overuse. His headache? Being forced to listen to his tenth lecture on how 'sharing is caring' in one day.
No - Demons don't get sick. Surely.
Young humans do, though, and when memories Alastor thought were long-since gone start resurfacing in his mind, maybe it's time to face the fact that his assumptions were wrong. That the remedies thrust upon him worked when his maman was the one insisting upon them - and they might work when Lucifer inflicts them on him now.
Alastor is going to get better, even if Lucifer has to pour the damn tea down his throat.
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11 Jan 2026
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One-shot radioapple fics that I’ve written as gifts!
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1. The Curse (A Blessing): A Power-Swap Fairytale
2. Rest for the Wicked: A Sickfic
3. Performance for Two: 1920's Human AU-- in which Alastor and Lucifer engage in a ménage à deux, again and again and again
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14 Dec 2025
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Lucifer Morningstar - archangel, maverick, outcast.
Alastor Sinclair - musician, menace, and a man with nothing left to live for.
The two were never supposed to meet, but one night Alastor ends up in over his head, and Lucifer takes it upon himself to intervene and save Alastor's life. Then saves him again. And again. And again.
How many times must Alastor flirt with death to realize that life is truly worth living?
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