Punk_Out
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If You Want A Job Done Right, Do It Yourself by Punk_Out
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
11 Dec 2025
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Historically, when Alastor's libido decided to become unruly enough to make itself a problem, Alastor has used his shadow to find a suitable partner and take care of their problem while Alastor himself conducts business. It's a typically pain free process, quick and easy, over before anyone finishes because, historically, Alastor has no patience for graceless humping.
This time, the damned thing has decided to pursue the biggest prey around, and the King of Hell proves to be one more exception to Alastor's rules.
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- Part 1 of Shadow Play
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There’s no stronger force than Randy Marsh’s fatherly self-wanking, not even his family’s disapproval or his son’s furious humiliation.
OR: a study in what Not to do when you come home to hear your child having very energetic intercourse with an unknown individual.
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A series of unconnected ficlets based off of a series of prompts.
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Summer Plights, Summers Delights by Punk_Out
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
21 Mar 2017
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Hank paused on the edge of the wood, leaning comfortably against a tree to observe his fellows play and roughhouse without censor. Angel flitted effortlessly above the water, wings shimmering in the heat, dodging the mighty waves Raven was generating. On the dock, Alex and Sean were grappling, trying to overturn the other and tip him into the chill embrace of the water. It was clear to Hank that Alex was restraining himself mightily, barely budging even as Sean turned red from exertion and frustration. Hank chuffed softly, affection and amusement warring for dominance in his chest.
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The one where Kakashi is an awkward turtle and Iruka enjoys making his life difficult.
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- Part 2 of We're going to Hell in a handbasket
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Okay, Maybe I'll Care. But Just a Little. by X_Gon_Give_It for StripestheBoar
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
07 Feb 2026
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Apparently, no ones seen Alastor's skulking around for a while and Charlie is getting worried. So, of course Lucifer is going to be the best father in all of Hell and go check on the asshole.
He is not expecting what he finds and he is trying very hard not to care, thank you very much!
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It Takes Two to Tango, But Three to Conga Line by X_Gon_Give_It for CelticSaemi
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
04 Feb 2026
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Alastor has feelings for Lucifer. If only Adam would stop getting in the way.
Adam has feelings for Lucifer. If only Alastor would stop getting in the way.
Lucifer has feelings. If only he stopped getting in his own way.
What a lovely clusterfuck they make.
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long story short by radioapple-heathen (hikariandyami) for BleakCinema
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Jan 2026
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As much as Alastor had tried to forget that unpleasant summer, Lucifer would still come to mind over the years — a pitiful boy who wouldn't know a good thing if it was neatly placed right in front of him.
There's no trace of that boy now.
In his place is a man with cornsilk hair who wears his age like a vintage wine.
Who cannot, for a moment, take his eyes off Alastor.
A king whose eyes crinkle at the corners when he graces Alastor with the most bewitching smile.
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In the wake of Vox's failed holy war, the Pride Ring recovers. The Overlords are quiet as mice, sinners are continuing with their lives, the Hazbin Hotel has more guests than ever and the Radio Demon's name is whispered in fear and awe once again. Only this time, it's not for the same reasons as before.
Or: Hell witnessed Alastor break two deals on live television. This has consequences. Cue hordes of sinners coming to him for contract advice. Sometimes not even just sinners.
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A small seaside town was supposed to be an escape from a crime best left forgotten, but Luc Magne finds himself tangled up in the life of his enigmatic and handsome neighbor Alastor, a man who holds onto his secrets like the sea hoarding a shipwreck. It's only when the truth comes to light that Luc finds his beliefs shifting, everything he thought he know washed out like the tides of his new home. Alastor isn't human and never has been, and it'll take all of Luc's strength to accept the unbelievable truth.
The man he's falling for is a Selkie.