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Okay, Maybe I'll Care. But Just a Little. by X_Gon_Give_It for StripestheBoar
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
07 Feb 2026
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Apparently, no ones seen Alastor's skulking around for a while and Charlie is getting worried. So, of course Lucifer is going to be the best father in all of Hell and go check on the asshole.
He is not expecting what he finds and he is trying very hard not to care, thank you very much!
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It Takes Two to Tango, But Three to Conga Line by X_Gon_Give_It for CelticSaemi
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
04 Feb 2026
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Alastor has feelings for Lucifer. If only Adam would stop getting in the way.
Adam has feelings for Lucifer. If only Alastor would stop getting in the way.
Lucifer has feelings. If only he stopped getting in his own way.
What a lovely clusterfuck they make.
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long story short by radioapple-heathen (hikariandyami) for BleakCinema
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Jan 2026
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As much as Alastor had tried to forget that unpleasant summer, Lucifer would still come to mind over the years — a pitiful boy who wouldn't know a good thing if it was neatly placed right in front of him.
There's no trace of that boy now.
In his place is a man with cornsilk hair who wears his age like a vintage wine.
Who cannot, for a moment, take his eyes off Alastor.
A king whose eyes crinkle at the corners when he graces Alastor with the most bewitching smile.
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In the wake of Vox's failed holy war, the Pride Ring recovers. The Overlords are quiet as mice, sinners are continuing with their lives, the Hazbin Hotel has more guests than ever and the Radio Demon's name is whispered in fear and awe once again. Only this time, it's not for the same reasons as before.
Or: Hell witnessed Alastor break two deals on live television. This has consequences. Cue hordes of sinners coming to him for contract advice. Sometimes not even just sinners.
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A small seaside town was supposed to be an escape from a crime best left forgotten, but Luc Magne finds himself tangled up in the life of his enigmatic and handsome neighbor Alastor, a man who holds onto his secrets like the sea hoarding a shipwreck. It's only when the truth comes to light that Luc finds his beliefs shifting, everything he thought he know washed out like the tides of his new home. Alastor isn't human and never has been, and it'll take all of Luc's strength to accept the unbelievable truth.
The man he's falling for is a Selkie.
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Alastor met the others at the center of the arena, ears perking at the prospect of a four on one match.
“Feels like a hell of a lot of overkill,” Lucifer said, shooting him a look. “Pretty unfair odds?”
“You’re welcome to find a fifth if you’re so concerned,” Alastor replied as he examined his claws.
Lucifer’s eye twitched, his whip-like tail lashing. “Let’s just get this over with so I can teach Charlie and her team how a real pro plays.”
Charlie stepped between hem, brow pinched. “I really don’t think this is necessary. We need a Strategist and Alastor’s one of the best!”
“Says who?” Angel grumbled. “The Vees have been doin’ just fine without him.”
Alastor didn’t rise to the bait, instead signaling to Husk. The lights around them flashed, indicating the match was about to begin.
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When Alastor leaves the Vees and becomes the Hazbin’s Strategist, he expects some growing pains with the newer, dysfunctional team. The last thing he expects is for Lucifer Morningstar, the best player in the sport’s history, to come out of retirement and join too.
Until he winds up in a fake relationship with the man, that is.
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Welcome To The Afterlife by Iron_Tony604 for bakunawa_moon
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
23 Nov 2025
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Michael was never supposed to look at a sinner the way angels look at stars. But the moment he saw Alastor - the Radio Demon, Lucifer’s executioner, Hell’s nightmare made beautiful - something inside him cracked open.
He convinced himself it was divine purpose.
He convinced himself Alastor was misplaced, poisoned, stolen by Lucifer.
And with holy certainty, he took him, wanted to save him. To cleanse him. To love him the way only Heaven could.
What follows is a love story seen through the eyes of a monster who thinks himself holy.
But Lucifer notices when his executioner goes missing.
And when he finds Heaven’s gates closed to him, he tears them open.
Two angels of unimaginable power clash in Eden once more - and at the center of it all, trembling, broken, still fighting to live:
Alastor.
A story of obsession, delusion, and the lengths one devil will go to save the one person that should have never needed saving in the first place.
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“Does Angel Dust tend to nest in his suite?” Alastor asked without preamble.
“Why’re you askin’ me?” Husk asked gruffly, briefly trying to feign ignorance. A single raised brow from Alastor was all it took to squash that recalcitrance out of him, his shoulders and wings dropping. “Yeah, yeah – fine. But why’re you askin’ me now? It ain’t like Angel’s gonna steal his own shit and pretend like it weren’t him. Besides, he ain’t anywhere close to bein’ in heat. It’s not him, boss.”
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Items have been going missing around the hotel. Nothing of any value or consequence - just people's personal effects. Regardless of their importance, Alastor cannot simply stand by and let somebody rob folks in his territory, right under his nose.
He sets out to catch the thief - and picks up a less than useful helper along the way in the form of one miniature monarch - but comes up empty handed. Empty handed, that is, until later that evening.
With his past racing to catch up to him things and quickly spiraling out of his control, he might find that less than useful helper has a use after all.
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- Part 3 of RadioApple Shorter Form Multichapter
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Alastor's defeat at the hands of Adam is haunting him in unexpected ways.
The woman who holds his leash has always liked to tug on it, just to watch him sputter and choke. He has powers that lesser demons wouldn't dare to dream of... But the price he's paying is being bound to a cruel, unforgiving mistress who knows exactly how to make him squirm.
Truly, Husk doesn't understand or appreciate how good he has it.
Because his patron is a sadist. And she's taken it upon herself to punish him for what he lost that day.
... But he knows that he can't let his smile slip; this is Hell, after all. When you're strong, appear weak - and when you're weak, appear strong. Don't let it show, don't let them know... Everything is fine, and nothing is amiss.
He'll swear that on his mother's grave.
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When Lucifer goes missing days before Heaven arrives, Alastor is sent to check up on him. He finds him a precarious position and offers him a deal. Day 5 of the NSFW Hellaverse Week
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- Part 5 of NSFW Hellaverse Week 2024
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After seven years, Heaven has learned of Lucifer's divorce from Lilith. Knowing of Lucifer's reputation as an 'absent king' and fearing a destabilized Hell, they decide to gift him with a new bride - an angel of their own to distract him and keep an eye on him; a puppet. He is gifted Alastor, Heaven's least favourite angel, to be the sacrificial lamb in the Devil's marriage bed.
Alastor was never sure how he made it past the pearly gates, but he's swallowed down his bitterness to be a gentleman and avoid putting shame on his mother's name in Heaven. Now promised to another against his will, Alastor resolves not to go quietly into marital servitude.
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During a training lesson gone wrong, Alastor finds himself in a Pentagram City he doesn't recognize.
The more he uncovers about this strange new city, the more he finds himself in a hell worse than actual Hell. He scrambles for a way to get back home, but his resources are limited and time is running out as the reining Overlord of the pentagram senses his presence and begins a relentless pursuit to find him.
And Alastor's not sure how long he can keep up this game of cat and mouse.
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Alastor should have registered when he first presented, his name and details added to the list advertising available Omegas throughout the kingdom. At twenty-four, he should’ve been servicing Alphas for six or seven years already.
He wasn’t small or soft or pretty. He was tall, thin, and calloused. After the initial contract for his virginity, he’d become a means to an end for poorer Alphas and spend his next twenty or so years warming their beds until his whelp rearing days passed.
Registering now was the only one way he could make enough money to save his mother.
He just hoped she forgave him for it.
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Omegas, the only secondary gender able to give birth, are a rare and precious resource. As a result, the Crown created the Omega Registry for Alphas to bid on their heats in the hopes of producing an heir. Alastor has spent his whole life pretending to be a beta, but outs himself when his mother falls gravely ill in order to save her life.
He never expected his virgin contract to go to King Lucifer Morningstar, let alone for the king to want to keep him.
Completed: 11/11/25
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Once upon a time, Lucifer was minding his own goddamn business, living a perfectly normal life – one that he was very happy with, thank you very much.
That perfectly normal life – that he was very happy with – was abruptly turned on its head by the arrival of a mysterious fae, calling himself ‘Alastor’.
It turns out that normal life gets a lot harder to manage when you’ve got an almost mythical creature following you around, insisting he’s ‘helping.’ Lucifer isn’t sure how almost getting him arrested is meant to be any kind of help at all – but he has to admit, there is something about this man. Fae. Creature? Something about Alastor.
Something that seems to draw him in, an elusive sense of belonging that he’s never really had. The question is – can he prevent himself from throttling Alastor long enough to figure out what it is?
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- Part 2 of RadioApple Shorter Form Multichapter
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Alastor begins to have... thoughts. They seem to come out of nowhere, unprompted, and wildly out of character for him. Still, he can't deny how hot they make him feel. And sticky.
When one has 1000cc of vivid, filthy sexual fantasy about their king delivered straight to the cranium, well... just what is a deer to do?
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AKA; Lucifer doesn't realize he's accidentally tuning into Alastor's frequency when he has wet dreams about him. Neither does Alastor. It gets emotional, but also very sexy.
Written and Published like 5 days pre-season 2.
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His blood smeared the stone and seeped into the grooves left by expert hands. Alastor pulled his glove off and wrapped it in a quick cover of gauze for now.
“Whosoever offers themselves for thy King, shall bleed on this stone and offer themselves as his bride to be judged. If thy King finds thy true and perfect, thy blood shall sing his praises and bring joy to his kingdom.” He murmured aloud and found the next text, presumably apart of the blood ritual.
“King of the Morning Star,” he called out in the room. “Thy servant offers themselves, body, mind and soul. Judge me perfect and I will bear your heirs and worship thy body and offer mine for thy pleasure for the rest of eternity. Find me good for thy love and I will love thee in return.”
But Alastor was distracted by more art and script. Everything showing how if a bride was chosen, there would a celebration, a joining ceremony to show the bride’s submission and successful coupling with the King. Then the bride drinks what looks like poison from a chalice from the King. The script called it ascension, immortality granted. Afterwards more depictions and script of sex, a pregnant bride and a child birthed. -
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Lucifer just wanted to see the beautiful garden his daughter created.
He didn't think he'd end up with a soul contract, a horny deer and relationship within 24 hours.
He's not complaining, he just didn't think he would.
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It was official. Lucifer was enduring the most stupid existence there ever was.
After his long-lost siblings crash a date night with Alastor, Lucifer and the Radio Demon are forced into a test to prove Alastor's devotion to the Devil. Dropped into a false reality where the Sinner has no memory of Lucifer, the king must woo the bitchy contrarian he hitched his wagon to all over again...or risk losing his Sinner forever.
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- Part 1 of Journeys
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Talis' Little Kitty by clementimebaby for SummerThymeSongbird
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
12 Aug 2025
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What starts as a pillow-humping game with a vibrator quickly turns into something filthier, messier, and entirely at Viktor's daddy's pace.