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    “Scared Potter?” Malfoy sneered, and Harry snapped. He was done, finished, fed up with playing the innocent little Gryffindor with no common sense and a microscopic amount of intelligence. He rolled his eyes.

    “Why yes Malfoy, I’m terrified, can’t you see me quaking in my boots? You, a second year child armed with a stick is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen. Please, please don’t fatally injure me in front of three hundred witnesses and two teachers with your mean words and nasty smiles. Whatever shall I do?” The entire hall fell silent and Malfoy gaped. Harry smirked. Lockhart looked entirely bemused, and he thought Snape might be holding back a laugh.

    Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    Funniest shit ever! Ding!

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    In which I find as many excuses as possible to give Harry Potter a change of address - because I have a tendency to believe in Nurture over Nature, and it's fun to see all the ways I can spin his fate differently than canon.

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    07 Mar 2026

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    Although several of these stories are unfinished, there are lots that are finished and are awesome. Very enjoyable!

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    “How do you do, Mrs. Dursley.” Harry’s breath hitches. It can’t be! It sounds so close and so far off at once. But it is! It is Mr. Moony’s voice, just without any of its soft kindness. It’s as hard as his expression after Harry let slip about the cupboard. “I’m here about Harry.”

     

    After their midnight visit, Harry waits for Moony and Padfoot to come back for him. For as long as he can remember Harry wished for someone to come and take him away from Nr. 4 Privet Drive; this time the universe seems to have listened.
    Impressions of a happy life with a loving family, because Harry deserves it and so do we.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Great wolfstar raises Harry.

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    The locals in a sleepy corner of the Cheviot Hills are surprised to discover that they have new neighbours.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    Awesome story. Lovely new characters. The kids were so believable. Murder mystery, keeping magic from muggles, flying car port keys, etc. Super enjoyable.

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    It started with just seven steps to try and win Potter's affection, but life and relationships are rarely as easy as a checklist on a piece of parchment.

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    26 Nov 2025

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    Very good Draco POV, house elves rights, awesome writing.