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“Scared Potter?” Malfoy sneered, and Harry snapped. He was done, finished, fed up with playing the innocent little Gryffindor with no common sense and a microscopic amount of intelligence. He rolled his eyes.
“Why yes Malfoy, I’m terrified, can’t you see me quaking in my boots? You, a second year child armed with a stick is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen. Please, please don’t fatally injure me in front of three hundred witnesses and two teachers with your mean words and nasty smiles. Whatever shall I do?” The entire hall fell silent and Malfoy gaped. Harry smirked. Lockhart looked entirely bemused, and he thought Snape might be holding back a laugh.
Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.
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- Part 1 of Seriously Snapped
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Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Batman: The Animated Series, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Harry Potter - Fandom, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling, The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
16 Jul 2025
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In which I find as many excuses as possible to give Harry Potter a change of address - because I have a tendency to believe in Nurture over Nature, and it's fun to see all the ways I can spin his fate differently than canon.
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Bookmarked by Rachellr
07 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Although several of these stories are unfinished, there are lots that are finished and are awesome. Very enjoyable!
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“How do you do, Mrs. Dursley.” Harry’s breath hitches. It can’t be! It sounds so close and so far off at once. But it is! It is Mr. Moony’s voice, just without any of its soft kindness. It’s as hard as his expression after Harry let slip about the cupboard. “I’m here about Harry.”
After their midnight visit, Harry waits for Moony and Padfoot to come back for him. For as long as he can remember Harry wished for someone to come and take him away from Nr. 4 Privet Drive; this time the universe seems to have listened.
Impressions of a happy life with a loving family, because Harry deserves it and so do we.Series
- Part 2 of Ordinary delights
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The locals in a sleepy corner of the Cheviot Hills are surprised to discover that they have new neighbours.
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- Part 56 of Nineteen Years and Beyond
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Bookmarked by Rachellr
18 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Awesome story. Lovely new characters. The kids were so believable. Murder mystery, keeping magic from muggles, flying car port keys, etc. Super enjoyable.
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It started with just seven steps to try and win Potter's affection, but life and relationships are rarely as easy as a checklist on a piece of parchment.
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Bookmarked by Rachellr
26 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Very good Draco POV, house elves rights, awesome writing.

