Ragwort



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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    Something is terrorising the quaint French village of Rossignol.

    The beast has evidently made its way from Gévaudan, goats are being beheaded and villagers are vanishing in broad daylight. Father Aziraphale is doing his best to soothe the town's hysteria in the face of this mysterious, seemingly supernatural enemy.. One he isn't sure actually even exists.

    But then an equally mysterious, red-headed trader arrives, peddling Snake Oil and grand tales of heroics, armed with a crossbow and the promise of a pound of Beastly flesh.

    It seems their prayers may well have been answered....

    "..And woe betide any sceptical monk who would stand in the way of a damn good story!"

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    27 Jan 2026

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    Fresh off a bitter divorce, Aziraphale fabricates a perfect marriage to get hired at a wedding magazine—just a stepping stone on the way to his dream career. It's a foolproof plan, until he needs to produce said husband for the magazine's annual couples retreat.

    Enter Crowley, his best friend's mysterious cousin, who agrees, for his own reasons, to play fake husband for a week—no strings attached, no messy complications.

    One problem: the more Aziraphale discovers about the real man behind the act, the less fake his feelings become.

    Aziraphale thought the hardest part would be fooling everyone else…

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    16 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    Crowley is a misanthropic radio host well past his prime. Aziraphale is a ray of sunshine way too fond of love ballads. When they collaborate on a show together, sparks fly.

    But it’s either this or retirement.

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    14 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 47

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    Aziraphale has been the sole ceiling fan cooling the living room for a century. He’s seen it all, and he loves it all. So when a new hotshot (coldshot?) box calling himself an “air conditioner” shows up, Aziraphale isn’t sure what to make of the change.

    It doesn’t take long for him to decide that having a friend is nice. It’s only a little longer until he’s wondering how he avoided boredom for all the decades past. It’s good to have a partner in cooling.

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    11 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    Crowley wears his most shit eating grin as he reaches forward, moving slowly to emphasise the gravitas of the decision.

     

    He selects the seat immediately to the left of the one that is occupied.

     

    “No, really?” Adam laughs, his expression perfectly mirroring the bubble of giddy joy that rises quickly in Crowley’s tummy.

     

    “Oh yes.” Crowley chuckles.

     

    “You know each other?”

     

    “Well, we will shortly.”

     

    Crowley shelters from the rain in an old-fashioned cinema and meets a very special someone.

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    07 Dec 2025