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    In one universe, the Wayne family are saved by the appearance of a mysterious boy with glowing green eyes.
    The boy goes on to join the family, changing the course of a well-worn story.

    "There's not a word yet for old friends who've just met. Part heaven, part space, or have I found my place? You can just visit, but I plan to stay. I'm going to go back there someday."

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    This started with one story that was a retelling of the Titans Tower arc.
    Then came a writing prompt weekend with the Haunting Heroes Discord, and Danny Phantom got thrown into the mix.
    More may come!

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    A sentient shadow is in Gotham City, commissioned by Lady Gotham to help her protectors.
    Much angst and depressing thoughts ensue.

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  1. Public Bookmark 97

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    09 Feb 2026

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    Wizards have a shortage of common sense and are convinced Big Brother is a practitioner of the Dark Arts, or a "Death Eater" in their words. All because he has a Tattoo, radiates, I-Can-And-Will-Kill-You-If-You-Look-At-Me-The-Wrong-Way energy, and is half-feral on a good day. (Courtesy of serving in Briggs for a year, Thanks, General Armstrong.)
    If there was one benefit Alphonse missed from that suit of armor, it was being able to hide his expressions from people he didn't like. Because this was -ahem- fucking stupid.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    At the scene of the latest in a string of brutal murders, Prentiss spots a strange boy with golden eyes watching from the crowd. When the team encounters him again in connection with the next attack, Edward Elric winds up entangled in their case, for better or for worse. Something's not adding up, and with time running out, the BAU will have to decide who they can trust in order to solve the case before the killer strikes again.

    Meanwhile…

    Since he and Al found themselves in another universe three years ago, bodies intact, Ed has been living a relatively quiet life. But a serial killer has begun to stalk the streets of their city, and he's never been one to stand by when innocent lives are at stake.

    Edited 10.3.2025

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    07 Feb 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    Buttercup doesn't do very much in The Princess Bride, does she? What would be different if she was replaced by a wooden sign?

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    07 Feb 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    In a canon divergence, Buttercup displays some unexpected grit in the Fire Swamp.

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    06 Feb 2026

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