Riv_Styx
Fandoms
- Night at the Museum (Movies) (20)
- Good Omens (TV) (12)
- Our Flag Means Death (TV) (5)
- SCP Foundation (1)
- Welcome to Night Vale (1)
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SCP-10407: The Museum by HungryOnMain, Riv_Styx
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies), SCP Foundation
10 Nov 2024
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i am the silence (i am the call) by Riv_Styx for HungryOnMain
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
27 Sep 2023
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Jedediah is dead.
Octavius stands at the edge of Rome, watches the Mayan army retreat, sees them drag Jedediah’s broken body with them, and Jedediah is dead. He waits for a sign of life, holds his breath until it feels like his chest will explode.
He waits.
The two gunshots still ring in his ears.
And Jedediah is still dead.Jedediah’s not dead.
This is a surprise to everyone, especially himself.Ever since Jedediah and Octavius ended their yearslong feud, their relationship has been smooth sailing. But beneath the surface, forces are conspiring to tear them apart once again - this time, seemingly, for good.
Sequel to promise a future I can come back to.
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- Part 3 of love that I can't hide
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There’s something he’s forgetting.
It tickles the back of Aziraphale’s mind, like he’s inhaled a feather - a problem he hasn’t had to deal with in many millennia. It’s familiar, too, when he mentally prods at it, but it doesn’t carry any other information. There’s nothing but the sense that there’s something important that he’s forgotten about, and that something should be familiar to him.Aziraphale isn't entirely content in his new job. All is not right in Heaven.
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i've lost direction, i've lost control by Riv_Styx for just_callmejay, elijahbean
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
10 Jun 2023
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The crate lid clicks shut with all the finality of a coffin.
“This is it,” Jed murmurs.
Octavius doesn’t say anything; he just huffs and shifts among the packing peanuts.He reaches out blindly and finds the wall with the palm of one shaking hand. It guides him softly to the floor, where the tile is ready to catch him as he collapses unsteadily to his knees. It does hurt to fall this way, but it doesn’t really matter – in fact, it’s almost grounding. At least the tiles here are stone and not the cold concrete of the Smithsonian building where—
where—
He can still feel the glass against his palm.Two scenes inspired by some conversations on the Discord server.
Part 1: Just before getting shipped out, the boys share one last conversation.
Part 2: They may have gotten home safely, but they nearly didn't, and Octavius is not okay with this. -
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Jedediah glances at him, just long enough to look him over, before turning back toward the windshield. “What, did you cheat on me or something?” he asks lightly.
“No, nothing like that.” Octavius shakes his head.
“Oh. You killed somebody?”
“What? No!”
“Oh.” Jed almost looks disappointed. “What did you do?”
“Nothing. That’s the problem.”Octavius has been hiding something for a very, very long time.
Recent series
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Stories set in the universe of promise a future I can come back to, a Jedtavius soulmate AU featuring themes of love, war, and the idea that maybe — just maybe — choice can be stronger than fate.
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Aziraphale and Crowley: 0.These could all be read standalone, but it’s better if you read them in order.No, yeah, you should definitely read these in order. Each story features Aziraphale and Crowley, with a supporting cast of human characters for that sweet sweet outsider POV.- Words:
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A King's Blessing by malvolioapologist
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
03 Jul 2025
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By all rights, he should have healed by now. He should have. Something was very, very wrong. He needed to find someone who knew elves and their bodies, he needed Aragorn. Legolas pressed on through the halls and into the caves on unsteady legs that once possessed inhuman agility. He stumbled more than once, fighting to regain his footing as he scanned the faces surrounding him. Wizened human, elven soldier, curly-headed hobbit, none of them could help him. None of them were– “ Estel .” His friend’s face swam into sharp relief, and Legolas pitched forward as the world around him went grey, then white, then black as a starless sky.
Bookmarked by Riv_Styx
04 Sep 2025
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I’m pretty low on funds and need to make ends meet this month, Barnes types slowly into a new post three days later. I’m taking commissions for hits in the New York City area.
Will Not Kill: Captain America or other Avengers.
Will partially refund payment if target turns out to be HYDRA.
Will not go to Jersey. No dismemberment or killing children.
Message for negotiations and payment details.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Riv_Styx
19 Apr 2024
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After a little bit, he kicks.
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The Curse of the Deserted Heart: A Tantalising Tale of Love and Adventure Amidst the Dunes of the Lost City That Will Thrill, Chill and Delight You! by kyaticlikestea
Fandoms: The Mummy Series, The Mummy (1999), The Mummy (Movies 1999-2008)
20 Apr 2023
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“Jonathan,” says Evy, walking straight into his living room without so much as a hello and standing directly in front of him. Her voice is saccharine, so sugary that it puts Jonathan’s teeth on edge. “Did you happen to become a bestselling author while Rick and I were in Luxor over summer?”
Jonathan clears his throat, sinks a little lower in his armchair, and lifts yesterday’s edition of The Egyptian Gazette higher, obscuring the blush he knows he can’t control.
“I have no idea how I’m supposed to answer that, dear sister,” he replies, “seeing as I have absolutely no idea what the current bestselling novels are.”
When Jonathan writes an adventure—definitely not a romance, thank you—novel based on the whole Imhotep debacle, he doesn't expect it to become the bestselling pulp sensation of the decade. With hindsight, perhaps he should have made some of the real life parallels less obvious, especially when it comes to the dashing romantic lead, Abir Rey.
Thankfully, there are no bookshops in the desert, so the chances of Ardeth reading it are blessedly slim.
Probably.
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Bookmarked by Riv_Styx
23 Feb 2023
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the one where he's an accidental novelist - fantastic!! third chapter is up now and it’s so good
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Spark of Madness by Anonymous
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (2006 2009), Portal (Video Game)
05 Apr 2015
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The last test subject in Aperture Labs wakes up and, after joining forces with his new friend JEDEDIAH (the Jacobs Emotion-Digitalized Electric Dampened-Intelligence AI Humanoid), must find his way to freedom.
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- English
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Bookmarked by Riv_Styx
06 Jan 2023
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the natm/portal fusion ya didnt know ya needed