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In all honesty, Alastor had no clue what compelled him to leave yet another gift? offering? sacrifice? at Lucifer’s door. The previous ones he had left were not there when he later checked, so at least the short fool was accepting the silent olive branch of sorts. At least, that’s what Alastor chalked it up to, since the Princess wanted them to at least be on non-property-damaging terms.
This time, the not-gift-offering-branch is in the form of a dead duck. Lucifer liked ducks, for whatever reason, and perhaps this would suffice. He had accepted the deer Alastor had presented a couple days ago, too — a high quality sample he had specially ordered in addition to his own breakfast.
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Or: Alastor, against all reason, is not-courting Lucifer. He also, against all reason, starts to hide in his closet every night.- Language:
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13 Jan 2026
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Fuck this shit.
Lucifer exhales, strained and quiet, shifting uncomfortably on the plush couch cushions. He’s long since abandoned his drink, the half full glass standing harrowingly next to Alastor’s significantly less empty one. Normally they’d be on their second glass by now, fighting to see who can handle the contents better, hurling insults that slowly lose their bite somewhere along the way. Today is different.
Lucifer is hard.
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Or, Angel is a dickhead. Which might be the kick in the balls the King of Hell and the Radio Demon need to let off some steam and finally fuck like animals.
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11 Jan 2026
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What is Lucifer, if not light?
And what is Alastor if not entrails,chitterlings, mystical electrical impulses that somehow comprise this horrid yawning cavern in his lungs- in his heart and in the shallow bowl of his hips where his desire should have taken root?
What is Alastor if not a stain?
Light and blood- what a pair they make.
He’s getting delirious. His knuckles whiten around the scalpel.
NOW with beautiful art by the one and only Grailfish <3
Bookmarked by RoseTheKitty
10 Jan 2026
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Finding Heaven in Hell by Eranikus
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
14 Jan 2026
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A post season 2 RadioApple story. Headcanons inside, reader be aware.
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10 Jan 2026
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In which Lucifer, King of the Muraenidae, attempts to woo Alastor through a series of increasingly concerning and slightly murder-y rituals.
Alternatively: five times Lucifer failed to court Alastor and the time he almost got killed doing so.
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10 Jan 2026