Rusty_People_Skills
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My Chemical Bromance by Rusty_People_Skills
Fandoms: The Boys (TV 2019), Supernatural (TV 2005)
04 May 2026
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Dean and Castiel are thrust into a different world - one where Superheros not only exist, but are assholes. Forced to view their profound bond through the lens of their alternate universe doppelgangers (Soldier Boy and Malchemical), Dean and Castiel come to some striking realizations that change their relationship forever.
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Everyone knows that Dean loves pie. Castiel tries to get Dean to realize that he can also like cake.
Or… The author’s gratuitous use of baked goods as extended metaphors for sexuality.
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between sex and death and trying to keep the kitchen clean by ftmsteverogers
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
07 Dec 2022
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"I don't get you," Dean spits. "I don't get what you want. Just — just tell me. I'm a big boy, I can take it."
"I did tell you!" Castiel exclaims. "I told you, and then I died!"
(In which Castiel is rescued from the Empty, Jack gives up the powers of God to be a kid again, and Dean overcompensates.)
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Bookmarked by Rusty_People_Skills
19 Apr 2026
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Dean wears a wedding ring. Cas doesn’t know why. Cas doesn’t remember being safer from the empty. Baby Jack.
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BAM! Cas is back! Yep, just like that. Thanks Jack.
Dean Winchester is basically a functional mute with more issues than the Impala has miles on it. The wordless man needs to tell Castiel he loves him too - so he hatches a brilliant plan.
Operation: Lie Your Ass Off For The Greater Good.
What's the worst that could happen?
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- Part 1 of Good Things Do Happen
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Kinktober Day 24. Anal Sex & Gags
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Bookmarked by Rusty_People_Skills
26 Oct 2025
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Dean wasn’t sure why he was even scrolling through Craigslist. Especially not the casual encounters section. It was four days before Thanksgiving. Not like he was gonna try and hook up with someone before that shitstorm. After, sure, but not before.
He kept scrolling, though, not clicking anything until a title caught his eye.
Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad? I am a 28 year old male felon who has no degree, but has studied enough theologies of the world, behavioral psychology, and philosophy to set your whole family’s teeth on edge—no matter which way they lean, politically, religiously or in terms of neuroses. I drive a van the same age as me that’s got a mural on the side of an angel holding an orgy. I can play between the ages of 20-30 depending on whether I shave. I live off an inheritance, and sell weed on the side. If you’d like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship (monogamous or polyamorous, whichever sounds most like it would freak out su familia) with you (and/or others), to torment your family, I’m game...
(Stand alone AU, based on a prompt)
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- Part 11 of Ana's AU's
- Part 1 of MadAtYourDad
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16 Oct 2025
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A high-stakes game of ‘gay chicken’ and the easiest $300 Cas thinks he’ll ever make.
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“I bet that you couldn’t go around letting people think we were a couple without correcting them,” Cas says, grinning. "I bet you a hundred dollars that you couldn’t last two weeks."
“You know what, screw it, I could do with a laugh,” Dean says. "So what, we pretend to be a couple for two weeks or until one of us cracks?"
“Until you crack.”