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  1. Rec 42

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    Johnny’s hand rakes through his hair like he can’t find words fast enough. “What the fuck are you doing here?”

    You blink. “Excuse me?”

    “You shouldn’t be here. You—” He gestures to the door, to the base, to you. “You said you wouldn’t. You made me a promise.”

    You scoff. “Ten years ago.”

    “I don’t care if it was twenty.” His voice is rising now. His finger is pointing at you accusingly. “You promised me you’d stay out of this shite. Get a job. A house. A dog—fuckin’ something normal. Safe. Something good.”

    -

    You and Johnny grew up like gravity. Pulled together, always just close enough to hurt. Everyone saw what you two never said aloud. He left for the military and shattered your heart on the way out. Ten years later, you’re standing in the same room, staring at the same eyes you swore you’d never see again. And still, he’s the first person your heart recognises before your mind does.

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    13 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ch14

    this fic is just... holy shit i can't. I can't describe it its fucking amazing

  2. Rec 14

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    Sasha was having a normal day - until her father went missing. So she asks her neighbor Simon for help.

    Serendipity: the faculty or phenomenon of finding valuable or agreeable things not sought for.

    Post MW2. This author is really bad at summaries! Father Figure!Simon.

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    03 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    last updated 2023🥀🫩🥲

  3. Rec 17

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    I reached out, fingertips skimming up his toned biceps, and looping around the back of his neck. His expansive palms settled on my hips. We gently swayed back and forth along with the syncopated rhythm of the snare.

    “And who might you be?” I asked, tilting my head to one side.

    His brown eyes seemed to darken at my words, Pupils dilating in the dim light. His thick fingers gently nudged my body closer to his. He leaned down, hot breath wafting over my bare skin.

    Or: Reader meets a peculiar stranger at a peculiar bar

    Gender Neutral AFAB Reader

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    15 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    so hot

  4. Rec 30

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    nothing but an explicitly filthy smut about good ol' meathead simon trying to get his birdie back beneath him.

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    07 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    WOAHHH lol I love stalker aus and this was a lowk one too

  5. Rec 51

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    A collection of oneshots featuring the 141 as classic monsters! Short, sweet, and smutty!

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    04 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    the second chapter oh my god...
    it was LITERALLY so hot ugh, nothing can top

    and the first chapter, ughhh cannot go wrong with good old soap mctavish and IVISIBLE mctavish?? I'd dread.

    —Why not? Thought birds liked eggs," His words are followed by a low, self satisfied "heh heh heh." You don't get the joke, and you think that might be a problem.—

    I CANT, ITS SO SIMON-CORE