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Five times House set out to publicly humiliate Wilson with varying degrees of success, and one time Wilson took it upon himself to enact revenge.
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30 Jan 2026
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I'm still trying everything to keep you looking at me by psychotic_fangirl369
Fandoms: House M.D.
03 Nov 2025
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House didn’t like her. He didn’t like her laugh. He didn’t like her face. He didn’t like the fact that she existed in the same universe as Wilson.
He could have left it alone. He could have let Wilson have his evening, let him go and make a fool of himself with yet another doomed romance. But House was nothing if not self-aware and self-destructive.
He’d never been good at watching Wilson fall in love with other people. It made something ugly twist in his chest. The kind of feeling that made him want to pull the fire alarm, fake a seizure, or crash the restaurant just to see the look on Wilson’s face.
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House discovers Wilson has a date. Naturally, he does the mature thing: lies, manipulates, and fakes a medical emergency until Wilson shows up at his apartment.
It’s not his fault it ends in a kiss.
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29 Jan 2026
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In which Wilson’s eye is itchy and House investigates.
Or, House makes a problem out of nothing, leading to homoerotic tension.
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29 Jan 2026
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“House,” a soft voice mewls from above, “Get on with it or I’ll get out the paddle.”
House can’t stop the smirk forming on his lips. Alright, if his pushy (boyfriend? Friend? Labeless partner in crime?) wants to be eaten out, then by god almighty, he’ll be eaten out. If it’s the last thing House does on this Earth, he’ll die a very satisfied, very happy man.
And so will his Wilson, by the time he’s done with him.
Or, on a chilly Sunday morning, House ruminates about Wilson’s ass then decides to do something about it.
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29 Jan 2026
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Don't threaten what isn't yours.
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29 Jan 2026