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    If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

    Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

    The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

    Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

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    20 Mar 2026

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    The PLANT

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    Shane loves the farmer. The farmer thinks she loves Elliott. Elliott loves the farmer. The farmer can't seem to get Shane out of her head.

    Part two of my work, "The Writers' Wife." Shane and the farmer navigate their complicated emotions towards each other after their night together. Avoidance, attraction, and self-hatred are all interwoven in this story that permanently changes the lives of three Pelican Town residents.

    Thank you to my amazing Betas Mongoosing, SillyBilly69, and 7Reya for helping to push this little story to the best it could be! Check out all of their stuff on ao3 and Tumblr NOW!!!!!! Special shoutout to sillybilly for coming up with the title.

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    03 Oct 2025

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    Castiel's death hits Dean with a finality that leaves him drowning. Drowning in grief, in regret, in self-loathing, in heartbreak, in liquor. So when he stumbles across Lilly Sunder's notes on angels and, subsequently, a passage mentioning a gate to opening the Empty, he is determined to get Cas back.

    No matter the cost.

    Three weeks after Cas' return from the Empty, he is slowly healing from what the spell to retrieve him took. Three weeks after Cas' return, omens of angels and demons are scattered around the country. Three weeks after Cas' return, the Empty is bleeding.

    Dean swore he would get Cas back no matter the cost. And he has, at the cost of endangering the balance of life and the afterlives. Dean has learned from dying and being the one left behind that it is easy to die for someone, but it is much harder to face the costs of surviving alongside them.

    Even so, this time, Dean will not watch Cas die. And Cas has not and will not ever allow the same.

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    26 Jul 2025

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    For later

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    Sequel to Waiting for Catastrophes. My goal is for this to be readable as a standalone, but might be helpful if you read WFC first.

    Sebastian wakes up not knowing where he is or what's happened to him over the last six years. Is he living in an alternative reality, or has something terrible happened to him? But more important how is he going to get through this?

    (Cheesy memory loss trope abound!)

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    04 Apr 2025

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    Stargazer Farms will take a lot of work to be wrested from the hold wilderness has claimed over it and Shellby is unsure if she is up for the task. It's the first year of her move to Stardew Valley and she is trying to navigate the new work load along with powers being awakened inside of her. On top of everything she's fallen in with the local depressed chicken man; Shane, despite his rude demeanor Shellby tries to her best to befriend him at the urging of Emily. The road to happiness and success is over grown but it will be worth it when she reaches the summit.

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    19 Mar 2025