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It's Mutual by Secretive_Chi_X
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel
25 Jan 2026
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Tony chuckles, takes the bar spoon out of his glass, plops three cherries on top, and screws the lid back on the jar. “Relax, Peter. This is Deadpool. You really think he’ll get himself in trouble he can’t get himself back out of? Y’know, part of a good relationship is trust.” He casually walks the jar of cherries back into the refrigerator, then sits down at the bar and takes an obnoxious sip of his Shirley Temple. “Ah. That’s the stuff. Cap got me hooked on these. So good.”
Peter glares, disbelieving that Tony Stark of all people is lecturing him about relationships. Then he goes back to pacing. “You don’t know Wade like I do. He’s vulnerable. His judgment isn’t always good. He might be captured. Who knows what someone like Hammer could do to him? Hammer could stop his regeneration before he heals! It’s easier than people think. Oh, God. Why didn’t I go with him?”
“Hey. Stop catastrophizing and sit down.”-----------------
While Wade is away on a mission without Peter, Peter and Tony finally talk. Tony understands more than Peter thinks he does. Maybe Tony doesn't actually hate Wade...
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- Part 9 of Happily-Ever-After-Verse
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Sad Times by Secretive_Chi_X
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
07 Oct 2025
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Together they wrestle the terrorists into a bundle, and Spider-Man’s webs work on the canvas of the tent just fine. He wads the canvas bundle together until the men inside can’t move and then shoves the bundle on its side and webs the cocoon of angry, insecure White men to the ground.
Deadpool shakes himself as his body pushes bullets back out. “Eugh. I hate that. So itchy and weird. I will never get used to that.”
Tired, shaken, and wishing his mask is less stuffy, Spider-Man walks over to Deadpool and gives him a one-armed hug. That’s when Spider-Man looks around Deadpool’s shoulder and sees a teenage girl lying face down on the ground unmoving, with a knot of other people forming around her. In the lights of the night market, the blood all over her is too obvious.
Deadpool turns and looks, responding to the way Spider-Man tenses, the way his breath catches. “Oh, no.” The lack of swearing is a bad sign. Deadpool stumbles toward her. “No, no, wait. This isn’t supposed to happen. We saved the day. We did good. Why would this happen?”
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White supremacists attack Queens Night Market, a sign of these sad times.
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I’m Your Biggest Fan by Secretive_Chi_X
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
17 Jul 2025
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From his vantage point on the side of an office building, Peter detects Wade on the roof of an apartment building a block away. Peter swings out wide and lands a somersault effortlessly on the roof of the apartment, two feet from Wade. Wade is in “just chillin’” mode, sitting cross-legged, listening to his I-pod, and doodling on some cheap sketch paper in crayon. He’s clearly forgotten about their date to meet over by the Hudson River. Or this is the result of Wade’s poor sense of time. Dissociative disorders mess with a person’s ability to tell time or even what day they’re in.
Still, Peter is not prepared for Wade to glance up, leap to his feet, tear off his earbuds, and scream, “Spider-Man!”
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No matter which part of Wade Peter meets, they're all Spider-Man's biggest fan.
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- Part 8 of Happily-Ever-After-Verse
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Spock beamed up to the Enterprise, flush with happiness that Jim had seen the logic of abandoning Starfleet and living on Omicron Ceti III in peace. Why should they confront the horrors of space for a military based far away on Earth? Why should they continue killing and being killed? Being a captain did not make Jim happy. He was tortured the responsibility and the thanklessness of his loyalty. What Jim needed was a simple life, a farm life, like his idyllic childhood in Iowa. Omicron Ceti III could provide that. And they would all be safe here, all live long, happy lives together.
Jim stood with a metal bar in his hand and a sneer on his face, his body coiled for combat. “All right, you mutinous, disloyal, computerized half-breed, we'll see about you deserting my ship.”
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The first time Jim called Spock a computer, it was a compliment. The next time Jim called him a computer, it was not pleasurable.
(Note: The racism and not-okay-ness is baked into the episode "This Side of Paradise." I use the dialogue from that episode.)
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And Bitter Shame Hath Spoil'd the Sweet World's Taste by Secretive_Chi_X
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
25 Jun 2025
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Jim changed turbolifts on Deck 7 to get up to his quarters on Deck 4 and saw Spock leaving Sickbay, his stride measured, determined, and military-precise as always. Jim ran and caught up to him. “Lieutenant!” He grinned.
“Helmsman,” Spock replied.
Jim matched Spock’s strides. “I heard you assist Dr. Boyce with his experiments.”
For a split second, Spock faltered, just enough to interrupt the metronome-consistent strides and resume on a different beat. Then he glanced at Jim with a gleam of something in his eyes. Maybe it was curiosity. “Indeed. I assist.” Spock’s brow furrowed, and his expression became unreadable. “What is the purpose of your observation, Lieutenant?”
Caught a bit flat-footed, Jim laughed. “I’m trying to make small talk.”----------------------------
Jim stumbles onto one of Spock's many secrets. Despite Spock trying to keep Jim at arm's length, he's determined to be Spock's friend no matter what.
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- Part 6 of The Imperial Universe
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Happily-Ever-After-Verse by Secretive_Chi_X
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 Jan 2026
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- 9
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The Imperial Universe by Secretive_Chi_X
Fandom Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
25 Jun 2025
- Words:
- 63,593
- Works:
- 6
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Kaiidth and K'oh-Nar by Secretive_Chi_X
Fandom Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
09 Dec 2023
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“You’re red.”
“... Well I’m definitely not dramatic enough to be a Blue. Did that non sequitur have a point?”
“No, like, your face is red. You’re flushed.”
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Grif, with his brand new whiter-than-wonder-bread skin grafts, can blush for the first time in his life. It's a problem.
Bookmarked by Secretive_Chi_X
26 Aug 2025
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grif and simmons have to tell everyone they're super gay right now immediately by relationshipcrimes
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue
05 Oct 2018
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Five years after Grif and Simmons get married, Simmons sits bolt upright in the middle of the night, smacks Grif awake, and hollers: “OH MY GOD, GRIF. WE’RE DATING.”
Bookmarked by Secretive_Chi_X
22 Aug 2025
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A new habit of Simmons’s is, unfortunately, Grif’s new top reason to flush bright red and lose all trains of thought in fiery crashes and Blue Team level dramatic explosions.
Bookmarked by Secretive_Chi_X
22 Aug 2025
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Church’s eyes flew open.
He was outside, lying on top of what felt like grass. The sun was directly above him, and he found himself squinting at the sight of it.
He was breathing.
The air tasted crisp, new. It filtered through him as easily as the sunlight had, settling deep into his lungs.
He… had lungs.
“What the fuck?” he muttered to himself.
Bookmarked by Secretive_Chi_X
18 Aug 2025
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When Simmons has the jarring realization that he might be attracted to Grif, his monotonous life at Blood Gulch gets very complicated, very quickly.
Bookmarked by Secretive_Chi_X
16 Aug 2025