Sedentary_Wordsmith



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  1. Firefighter Frank AUs by

    Fandom Daredevil (TV), The Punisher (TV 2017)

    27 May 2025

    Summary

    A place to collect my firefighter Frank AUs.

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    14,168
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    1
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  2. the narrative by

    Fandom DC Extended Universe, DCU, The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)

    08 Mar 2025

    Summary

    Illya loses Napoleon, and then finds him again, and again.

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  1. Public Bookmark 67

    Cats and Dogs by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025)  

    23 Jan 2026

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    It's not that he doesn't like Clark. He’s obsessed with Clark, actually, and not just because he somehow conned his way into dating him.

    As suspicious and crazy as it makes Bruce feel, he cannot deny that Clark cares. He’s constantly checking in on Bruce. They talk on the phone practically every day, and Superman has become a frequent and regular visitor at Wayne Manor. Dick adores him. Alfred does too. He keeps making hints about ‘letting Mr. Kent into the club in an official capacity’.

    Clark is wonderful. He is good—too good.

    He won't treat Bruce the way Bruce wants to be treated.

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    Chapters:
    16/16
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    295
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    16 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This series has got to be the best works I've read for Batman 2022. Perfect characterization of the sad wet raccoon man iteration of Bruce Wayne.

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    An Honest Conversation by

    Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types  

    09 Sep 2023

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    “So Bruce’s longtime best friend had suddenly decided to start eye-fucking him at random. So what? Bruce was used to being the object of this kind of attention. It didn’t bother him.

    It was—should have been fine. The issue was that it was Clark, and Bruce had enough trouble remaining rational about him at the best of times.”

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    Bruce and Clark go from friends to lovers the long, long, long way round. Featuring a number of revelations, a well-meaning but nosy son (Dick) and, most prominently, two adult men being completely and utterly useless.

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    Chapters:
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    Bookmarked by Sedentary_Wordsmith

    16 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Possibly the best Superbat miscommunication fic with the longest misunderstanding

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    Speedrun any% no dignity route by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    03 Dec 2025

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    Jason gets caught by the JLA.

    Of course, he needs someone to bail him out, and Batman is the supreme authority on the Watchtower and his dad so it makes perfect sense to call him. Unfortunately, Batman is still mad about those warehouses he blew up a few weeks ago, and karma is an asshole.

    Justice League, meet Brucie Wayne.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    4/5
    Collections:
    19
    Comments:
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    Bookmarked by Sedentary_Wordsmith

    27 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    One of the funniest

  4. Public Bookmark 96

    inside my shell, i wait and bleed by

    Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), The Punisher (TV 2017)  

    20 Jun 2025

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    "My bed. It smells like you," Red says at last. "It... you were in it."

    Fuck. Fuck, shit, damn it. He didn't think this would come back to him.

    "Did we have sex?" Red muses, but his face shows no trace of the usual teasing, or the smirk Frank has gotten used to. It has... sadness to it, a tinge of longing and hurt and frustration, like he's not sure if he wants to remember it. Well, not that Frank can really blame him. Who would sleep with the fucking Punisher and actually be proud of it? "Do we still... are we fucking? How did that happen?"

     

    (Or, Matt gets shot in the head, loses his memory and a little bit more than that. He doesn't remember what they were to each other, but somehow, Frank still becomes the anchor that keeps him from going under when the world starts to fall apart.)

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    24 Dec 2025

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    who married professor kent? by

    Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

    04 Oct 2025

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    Clark Kent
    Professor in the ENGLISH DEPARTMENT
    METROPOLITAN GOTHAM ACADEMY

    LIT 229
    Rating: 2/5

    "Professor Kent WILL hijack entire lectures to gush about his husband. Doesn’t matter if we’re supposed to be analyzing Shakespeare—suddenly we’re all trapped listening to how ‘incredible’ his husband looked making pancakes. Apparently, love is real and I’m just failing this class because I couldn’t remember what book his husband bought him for their anniversary.

    Also, he laughs at his own puns. Loudly. All the time. The man is unstoppable. Someone PLEASE tell me who married this menace because I need to know who willingly signed up for this life."

    Lois Lane, being the investigative journalist she aspires to be, has to unravel the mystery behind her professor's secret husband.

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    Language:
    English
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    29,116
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
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    23 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Best No Powers Superbat AU??