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Steve takes a basketball straight to the side of his head just before he planned to leave a note in Nancy’s locker saying to meet him in the girls bathroom. He’s a bit disoriented but he thinks he got the right locker. Or at least he does until a very confused Eddie Munson shows up instead.
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10 Jan 2026
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Draco loses a bet to Pansy and Blaise which leaves him wearing a skirt for a whole week. Harry discovers something about himself.
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02 Jan 2026
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Steve’s mind is racing. Would it be possible to solve Eddie’s problem, and by extension, his own problem, without a lick of jail time for either of them?
It’s genius, he thinks. Even Dustin would be proud of him.
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21 Dec 2025
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wild, wild horses (couldn't drag me away) by m4zzyst4r (cinematicghibli)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
23 Oct 2025
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“Which of you morons,” she hisses, “let Eddie log into twitter today?”
Eddie blinks.
“How do you-”
“Because, Eddie- you commented using the band account. You logged in on our official socials.”
Eddie stares at her dumbly. Then-
“Oh fuck.”
“Yes,” she agrees. “Oh fuck.”
“I’ll- delete that, then,” he laughs nervously. “Before-”
“Before someone picks up on it, screenshots it, begins distributing it across the internet at a frankly alarming pace and starts a series of hashtags up in an effort to find the ‘pretty boy’ gardener you were lusting over?”---
Eddie is a burnt-out-overworked-crash-and-burn-rockstar with a crippling twitter addiction. Steve is a chronically-offline-homegrown-indiana-boy-flowershop-owner with a green thumb and a penchant for taking in strays.
So naturally when Eddie first sees him, he's head over heels. And Steve has no clue what his day job is.
He'll tell Steve about his 'real' identity before things go too far- right?- Language:
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18 Dec 2025
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"I know what you need, Omega," Eddie rumbles, then uses his free hand to pick up the remote next to the pillow and press a button.
Steve screams.
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- Part 2 of emflomora's omegaverse kinktober 2025
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07 Dec 2025