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Last Christmas (the Steddie Remix) by SergeantSqueegee for xxfiction_is_my_realityxx
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
03 Mar 2026
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Sometimes Steve misses his hair. It had always felt like armor. If he had good hair to compliment his good looks, he was unstoppable.
Then he impulsively shaved it off during a particularly bad mental breakdown several months ago.
The breakdowns had started near the beginning of the year, his nightmares of the Upside Down returning full force after his bed once again cradled only him. Nightmares that kept him from sleeping, leaving him exhausted and irritated. He began speaking only when required and going almost nowhere besides work and sometimes the store when he absolutely had to. Robin called him agoraphobic, but Steve knew it wasn’t quite that.
And it had everything to do with Theodore fucking Munson.
Or: A year ago, Steve and Eddie were happily in love. A year ago, they had just said "I love you." A year ago, Eddie cheated and they broke up. A year ago, Eddie moved away and Steve tried to rebuild his life. In the year following, Steve does everything he can to forget Eddie, until Eddie comes back to Hawkins and everything shatters.
My Steddie Winter Exchange gift for Robyn!! :D
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It’s the spinning that does it. Eddie couldn’t look away if someone paid him. Every single time it happens, he just stops what he’s doing and stares. Drooling.
Before, it was just kitchen utensils or the baseball bat. Now...now it’s at band practice every day.
As it turns out, Steve can actually keep rhythm really well and while he can’t read music to save his ass, he understands beats and notes like a natural. The problem is- the problem is, that he keeps spinning those fucking drumsticks and Eddie’s gonna jizz in his goddamn jeans one of these days.
OR - Steve becomes the drummer for Corroded Coffin and Eddie can't handle his thirst
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03 May 2026
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how can something so wrong feel so right? (tell no one about tonight) by hawkinsleather
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
11 Dec 2024
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Tommy shudders and shakes his head trying to vacate the wrong thoughts out of it. He downs the rest of his beer to flush them further down into his boiling gut. He feels a bit sick. And the feeling doesn't improve one bit when he turns around after replenishing his drink situation and sees Eddie fucking Munson sneak back into the party, following only a few steps behind Steve. The absolute fucking nerve of the guy! Has he no shame? The least he could do is at least pretend they hadn't just been upstairs together.
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Tommy Hagan walks in on his friend sucking off The Freak and it alters his brain chemistry and he ends up exploring things he's not let himself think about doing.
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- Part 2 of Steve Harrington's International House of Blowjobs
- Part 6 of Stranger Things fics
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14 Apr 2026
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it breaks your heart, but two of the Ramones are dead by sugarybowl
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
05 Jul 2023
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“Eddie? What date is it?”
“I don’t know, I don’t know how long I’ve been out. March… 30? April 1st? Oh. Oh is it… is it April Fools? Cause it’s a shitty joke, Mayfield.”
“What year is it Eddie?”
He smiles at that, chuckles at the irony even though Max looks more and more upset, “It’s 1986, baby, my year.”*~*~*~*
The year is 2003 and Eddie Munson has missed a couple of things.
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31 Mar 2026
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Steve makes a face at Eddie. “You've imagined doing stuff with a guy?”
“Yeah, man,” Eddie replies, spreading his hands wide. “Doesn't everyone?”
Steve tilts his head to the side as he thinks. Maybe not very often, but his freshman year when Davey Riggs had been swim team captain? Yeah, he had definitely imagined some stuff that had made trips to the locker room kinda awkward.
“Yeah, that's true,” Steve answers, nodding. “I wonder why everybody acts like it's so gross, though.”
In the summer of 1986, Steve and Eddie have some perfectly normal fun between a couple of perfectly normal dudes.
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19 Mar 2026
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“Dude, what’s wrong?”
“Nothing,” Keith grunts. His arms are crossed so tightly that it looks painful.
“Are you sick?” Lance asks. “‘Cause no offense, but you look terrible.”
He watches as Keith’s nostrils flare, and his eyes fall shut for a few moments. He even takes a deep breath, like he’s praying for patience.
Or: Keith accidentally injests an alien aphrodasiac in the middle of a banquet. Apparently, there's only one cure.
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15 Mar 2026