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“It’s called This or That, Granger. I’m sure you’ll pick it up quick.”
She glowered at him. “It’s called Would You Rather and it’s a Muggle game, you prat.”
He made a one-arm gesture of acceptance. “Fine, Granger. Would you rather…” He assessed her then smirked. “Have someone use their hands to give you a back massage or an orgasm?”
She got the sense he expected her to blush at the word. She stared at him, frustration mounting that he was being so juvenile and making their project take longer than it needed to.
“Can’t decide?” He quipped when she was still staring at him.
“Back massage,” she snapped. “I can’t do that myself.”
He chuckled. “Can’t do either of them yourself, but perhaps you’re too pure to know that. Pity not in the way that matters.”
Now she looked up. “What?”
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Or where Malfoy thinks women don’t masturbate and Hermione cannot abide ignorance.
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Bookmarked by Sevenrez
25 Jan 2026
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“Hi,” he said, raising a hand in greeting. “My name is Scorpius. I’m your son.”
He had to give his dad credit: his ability to not visibly react to shocking news was exemplary.
Draco blinked, eyes narrowing slightly and then flitting over Scorpius features. Scorpius had taken after the Malfoy line more than the Granger, his hair and eyes and stature a dead match for his dad’s (though he’d been lucky to scrape a few extra melanin genes from his mum). He smiled politely, awaiting his verdict.
“But you’re…” Draco tilted his head. “My age.”
“Ah, right.” Scorpius took a few steps closer, reeling up the Time Turner so it swung innocently in the air between them. “Turns out these are trickier to calibrate than I thought.”
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Or, seventeen-year-old Scorpius Granger-Malfoy steals a Time Turner and accidentally goes back twenty years.
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Bookmarked by Sevenrez
24 Jan 2026
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Draco Malfoy: the boss. Hermione Granger: the dedicated potioneer. Mostly just an excuse for gratuitous smut. No war, no Voldemort, AU - 5 years post-Hogwarts
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10 Jan 2026
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Draco's having a rough eighth year, and Hermione's going to make it better for him.
"Well, it’s clear what needs to happen.” She gripped his chin, tilting his head to make sure she hadn’t missed any injuries, before looking straight into his eyes. “You’re my boyfriend now.”
*Featuring fake dating, exhibitionism, and sex-positive Hermione Granger. Submission for Farewell to Summer: The 31 Flavors of Smut Fest.
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Bookmarked by Sevenrez
07 Jan 2026
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There hasn't been a Wizard-Born Male Veela in three centuries. Well, until the day Draco Malfoy was born
Now, eighteen years later, he is ready to complete his transition into a full Veela, find his mate, and live a long and happy life. Which shouldn't be a problem. He was Draco Malfoy and nothing could get in his fucking way. Nothing..except for her that is. Because of course the day he transitioned he happened to discover that his mate was none other than the girl he had obsessively bullied for the last six years.
After all, what screams “soulmates” better than personally tormenting someone since they were eleven?
Now, if Draco Malfoy was a good Veela, he would do what was best for her. Maybe let her go. Let her move on and not tie her to the man who made it his personal mission to make her life a living hell. But, luckily for Draco, he wasn't a good Veela. Actually, he was a pretty bad fucking Veela, and as far as he was concerned, being with him was exactly what was best for her. So, he’s not going to let her go. He’s going to get her to fall in love with him instead.
That is, if she would just fucking cooperate.
But since when did Hermione Granger ever make things easy?
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06 Jan 2026
