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    Adam casts his third wife out of Heaven after she tries to leave him.

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    "Isn't it great?" he sounds way too proud for an adult man with a room covered in rubber ducks. You try to hide your smile behind your hand, but your giggle slips out and your shoulders begin to shake. You look away from him trying to stifle your laughter not wanting to embarrass him. You feel hysterical. How was this the King of Hell? The great and powerful fallen angel Lucifer?

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    "This can not be happening again," Lucifer muttered to himself, feeling worried and frustrated. He didn't think he could survive another of Adam's exes. But he couldn't deny the pull he felt toward her. She was drawing him in like a moth to a flame.

    Lucifer can't help but stress over the new woman that's entered his life, another of Adam's wives...

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    NOTE: This was written before season two's release and as such will deviate from the actual show's main plot.

    *I have edited all of the chapters, and have added quite a bit more to each chapter, it's mostly just character development and a bit more fun added to some scenes. This will not change the plot, but it will make them easier and funner to read.

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    30 Dec 2025

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    What happens when Hell's King and the Radio Demon are magically cursed to be... nice to each other? Lucifer and Alastor are about to find out. Forced proximity, excruciating politeness, and unexpected feelings ensue.

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    21 Dec 2025

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    "Fine," Lucifer decided. "How about a deal then?"

    A spark of interest lit up Alastor's tired eyes.

    "I came here to talk to you about Charlie. Seeing us fighting upsets her, and I don't want to hurt her if I can help it. So here's what I propose: for Charlie, we play nice. You can hate me, fight me, insult me in private all you want, but in front of Charlie? We're friends. If she ropes us into one of her redemption exercises, we do it, no complaints. If she asks if we're getting along, and some snide remark comes to mind, you hold your tongue. If anyone sees us arguing and it has even the smallest chance of it getting back to Charlie, we drop it. You do this, and I'll heal you." Lucifer stuck out his hand. "Deal?"

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    20 Dec 2025

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    Lucifer knows damn well that hell is all about punishment, its very inception nothing more than a rather lazy design for eternal suffering and torture.

     

     

     

    That’s their whole shitick down here anyway, right? Go to hell, burn in a blazing inferno of doom and dismay for all of eternity?

     

     

     

    Lucifer feels he should know, he is by all formal and informal technicalities the head honcho of this fiery shithole.

     

     

     

    However, even with all of that aside, this particular request seems needlessly cruel, like a punishment so extreme and ruthless that he’s stunned his daughter, of all people, is asking this of him.

     

     

    Or Lucifer begrudgingly agrees to join Alastor on errand days and ends up getting a hell of a lot more than he bargained for.

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    19 Dec 2025

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    A magical mishap leaves Lucifer and Alastor handcuffed together until they can learn to get along. Which, with their track record, could be a while.

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    18 Dec 2025