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“Oh, hello, you,” Hermione said softly. It was a little frog, no bigger than the hollow of the palm of her hand. Gently, she scooped it up in her hand and smiled. It really was very cute.
Then it opened its mouth and said: “What the fuck, Granger?”
That was when she screamed and threw the frog straight back into the plants.
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In which Draco Malfoy is accidentally—and possibly irreversibly—turned into a frog, and he relentlessly
antagonizescharms Hermione Granger as she attempts to help him.- Language:
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14 May 2026
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Draco Malfoy and the Case of the Curious Feline by venus_in_aries for Avocadotoasterstrudel
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Mar 2026
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With rumours of an impending marriage law making the rounds in Wizarding Britain, Hermione Granger takes it upon herself to announce a competition to win her heart, in hopes of securing a match on her own before the Ministry mandates one for her. News breaks in The Daily Prophet that the wizard who can catch her cat, whose collar holds a key to her flat, will be the one who also wins her heart.
Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy has become a virtual shut-in, living alone in Malfoy Manor. He, like everyone else, learns of the competition, but has no intention of winning it himself.
It seems to be by pure coincidence that he ends up befriending Granger's cat out of crippling loneliness. When he moves into her building at the behest of their mutual best friend, Theo Nott, who is also a resident, he finds himself having a front row seat to the competition.
Of course, he and everyone else have no idea that her cat is no ordinary cat. The cat, or "Duchess" as Draco finds himself calling her, is actually Hermione herself in her animagus form.
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12 May 2026
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Hermione Granger has been asked to mind the Hogsmeade Post Office/Owlery whilst Luna is on an expedition. Whilst the comforts of small town living appeal to her, she is forced to witness first hand the horrors of retail. Her only companionship is Luna’s pet eagle owl, Silver, who happens to be a fantastic listener, even if his favourite pastime is terrifying teens.
It all starts to go horribly wrong when Valentine's day becomes a nightmare and she realises that Silver can talk.
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05 May 2026
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PILF - Professor I'd Like to Fuck by JadedandConfused
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Aug 2024
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During a potions accident in the combined seventh/eighth year potions class Draco Malfoy is aged up to his 28-year-old self and Horace Slughorn is de-aged to his teenage self. By necessity McGonagall appoints Malfoy to teach the potions classes in Slughorn’s absence.
What follows is a confusing exploration of maturity and responsibility that throws Hermione for a complete spin. How did the immature and snappy Malfoy she knows turn into this chivalrous and competent man? Her life is completely overturned as the remaining Slytherins, devoid of their leader, turn to the Gryffindors for help and support.
She can’t afford to let herself get too attached to this man. After all what will she do when he inevitably turns back into his former self?
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- Part 1 of PILF Universe
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04 May 2026
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Draco is a single dad trying to raise a teenager on his own. When he notices his son's newfound interest in girls, he takes it upon himself to give him some fatherly advice. Little does he know that his son's crush is none other than his own childhood nemesis, who has taken up the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor at Hogwarts. Draco tries to juggle awkward situations, parenthood, and his own budding interest in Hermione Granger. COMPLETE!
Finalist for "After All This Time?" Spring 2017 Dramione Fanfiction Awards for "Best Fluffy/Humor Fic"
WINNER for Best Comedy, Summer 2017 Enchanted Awards!
WINNER for Best Professor Era fic, 2018 Granger Enchanted Awards!
WINNER for Best Professor Era fic, 2018 Beyond the Nook Fanfiction Awards!Series
- Part 1 of This Is Everything
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02 May 2026