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The buzzing stopped. Something screaming in Buck’s brain tilted and swayed before tipping over and opening his mouth before he could grab a hold of it and set it right.
“I’m getting a divorce!” Is what spills out.
Silence. Dead air. All eyes swivel to look at him and Buck is seven, ten, thirteen and jumping in front of his big sister’s bullet.
So - the thing is, Buck is not getting a divorce. Buck is not married. Buck is not in a relationship. Buck’s mouth is opening again against his will.
“I’m getting a divorce,” he doubles down.
[Buck and Eddie get divorced. Kind of]
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This fic came to me in a flu-curated fever dream inspired by the Adam Sandler rom com Just Go With It. I do not enjoy Adam Sandler films, unless I am feverish when they become the only thing I am willing to watch. I do not understand this phenomenon either.
Also this is a canon divergence au in the sense that I cannot remember the overarching plot points of the arcs I am playing with. I can’t even remember what season Boston is from. Just go with it?
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04 Feb 2026
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Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years. Harry is assigned the cold case and finds himself slowly falling in love with the memories he collects.
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01 Jul 2025
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Now that Harry is back at Hogwarts with Hermione for eighth year, he realises that something’s missing from his life, and it either has to do with Ron, his boggart, Snape, or Malfoy. Furthermore, what, exactly, does it mean when one’s life is defined by the desire to simultaneously impress and annoy a portrait? Harry has no idea; he’s too busy trying not to be in love with Malfoy to care.
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14 May 2025
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When Merlin is tasked with interviewing the school's star footie player after he comes out, Merlin gets a lot more than quotes. He gets a new secret boyfriend.
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15 Sep 2024
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Put my mind at ease by anchy
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue (2023), Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
15 Jun 2024
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“Hmm,” Henry mused. “so you took time out of your schedule, studying for … law school?”
“The Bar, but good catch,” Alex corrected.
“To look out into the crowd of this fine establishment, see me, notice that I’ve been stood up, and then offer to ease my sorrows by buying me a drink?”
“Excellent reconstruction of the scene so far. Maybe you should look into law school yourself.”
“Knowing full well,” Henry continued unscathed, “that buying someone a drink can be construed as flirting?”
Alex laughed and shook his head. “I plead the fifth,” he said with a smile so charming that Henry could feel it in the tips of his toes.Series
- Part 1 of What must not be said
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19 Jun 2024