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    Futile Devices by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types  

    22 Nov 2025

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    Forcing himself not to roll his eyes, Batman explains before the other can get any fantastical ideas about kidnapped children in his head. "This is my pup. Due to unforeseen circumstances, he will be secretly joining us at our meeting tomorrow. You're the only one who would've been able to detect him, so I figured it would be better to let you know beforehand."

    "You're a father?"

    Batman nods, "Some would even say I'm a mother."

    "You're an omega?" Superman asks, baffled. He composes himself quickly. "Sorry, I didn't mean—"

    "It's alright. I would be shocked too. I don't exactly seem like the motherly type."

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    A timeline of Clark acting like a stepfather (the father who stepped up) throughout Dick's life, until he becomes one for real.

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    Going Batty by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types  

    03 Dec 2024

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    The Justice League is not sure what to make of seeing Batman having actual bats.

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    21 Jan 2026

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    Panic at the Round Table by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    28 Apr 2025

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    JLA meeting is crashed by an unexpected guest. Confusion and fluff ensue.

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    my "babies" by

    Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

    29 Aug 2025

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    The mysterious batman lets on very little of his life, so every little phrase is up to the league's interpretation. Just like when he speaks of his children, his "babies"; the league doesn't take long to assume he must have two young children. And who could blame them?

    But what happens when they finally meet these so called "babies" and realise they are not as young as expected?

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    Don’t Pick Up Children From the Trash Can by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    12 Jan 2025

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    Gotham’s elite don't hiss the words charity case or publicity stunt to one another in opulent halls, uncalloused hands raised to disguise the shape of those scandalous, scandalous words.

    They say bastard.

    And for once, they’re actually right.

    (Or; Batkids are Bruce’s biological kids AU)

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