Spiders_are_scary



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Rec *

    Jason Todd: PTA Extraordinaire by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)  

    09 Nov 2025

    Tags
    Summary

    “You got a pen?”

    Tim blinked owlishly before scrambling to grab a pen from his book bag, as if terrified Jason would change his mind in the 6 seconds he took to search. He held it out to Jason who snatched it right out of his hands.

    “If we do this, we’re doing it right. You got that, Richie?" Jason snarled. "When I sign this you’re my kid!”

    “I don’t do things in half measures. I’m gonna be there for every PTA meeting, every club invite, every fucking carpool you understand? I don’t need some white bread, pearl clutching bitch telling me I’m a shitty Guardian just ‘cause I didn’t ask for this.”

    ---

    The only thing worse than crawling out of your own grave to find your father had replaced you with the first black haired, blue eyed preteen he could find, is said replacement begging you to sign emergency foster papers... except maybe you signing said papers and having to learn how to be a parent on the fly... Fuck it, he couldn't do any worse than Bruce.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,424
    Chapters:
    9/14
    Collections:
    6
    Comments:
    349
    Kudos:
    2,228
    Bookmarks:
    613
    Hits:
    28,219
    Bookmarked by Spiders_are_scary

    23 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Absolutely amazing. I love it

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Motion Blur by

    Fandoms: Red Robin (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)  

    14 May 2022

    Tags
    Summary

    At Damian's school art showcase, Bruce realizes he needs to help Tim reframe their relationship.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,421
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    218
    Kudos:
    5,558
    Bookmarks:
    842
    Hits:
    38,566
    Bookmarked by Spiders_are_scary

    01 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Our Own Choices by

    Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)

    07 Jan 2024

    Words:
    4,255
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    462
    Bookmarked by Spiders_are_scary

    31 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Aww

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Learn to live with it. by for Khonsu_died

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    17 Sep 2025

    Tags
    Summary

    "Uh, I dunno, used to? Didn't really use wooden forks much though, so not really." Apparently happy with the choice, he pulled the bowl out and scrapped the covering, next going for a large serving spoon from one of the doors so he could shovel it into his mouth like a starved dog. "Fuckin' chopsticks was what we had to keep an eye on." He added in between mouthfuls, giving Dick a smirk and a knowing glance, as if they were both in on it and Dick knew anything about what he meant. "Anyway, I'm out. See you next family reunion, or tragedy or whatever."

    And then he was gone, as was one of Alfred's favourite serving spoons and bowl, and the potato salad Dick knew for a fact Bruce had been saving to eat for lunch the next day. Jason probably knew that part, to be fair.

    "...Chopsticks?" He muttered to himself, baffled, in the now empty kitchen.

    Or,

    Damian has some concerning habits. Jason's the only one that seems used to it. The rest of the bats scramble.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,961
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    2,829
    Bookmarks:
    551
    Hits:
    15,525
    Bookmarked by Spiders_are_scary

    20 Sep 2025

  5. Rec *

    The Cube Rule of Food Identification by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

    16 Feb 2022

    Tags
    Summary

    Martin stands abruptly. His chair spins away from him, wheels squeaking on the cheap lino floor. The tension between him and Jon has reached never-before-seen levels. Tim could probably cut it with a knife. Or a particularly sharp spoon.

    Then, Jon lurches forward and half-clambers atop the desk and kisses Martin, and Tim drops his sandwich.

    .

    Or, season one Jon and Martin receive memories from the future mid-argument, and Tim and Sasha receive emotional whiplash.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,630
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    182
    Kudos:
    5,516
    Bookmarks:
    860
    Hits:
    29,302
    Bookmarked by Spiders_are_scary

    17 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is hilarious!