SpitPactSwears
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Hermione counts her lucky stars that Draco Malfoy ever looked her way. Even though this is temporary. Even though it doesn't mean anything. She tries to ignore the grief that if things were different, if she were younger and they were different people, Draco could have been the one that she could have created a life with. Created a family with.
*meanwhile*
Draco struggles under the burden of pretending that Hermione in his bed, and in his life, isn't everything he's always wanted until an unplanned and unlikely pregnancy suddenly means the life he wants is within his reach.
Basically, they're both idiots. They're both pining. If you're looking for plot twists, this is going to disappoint. Mind the kinks.
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Sirius knows what he wants. He's just gotta figure out a way to get it. What could go wrong when he decides to use an old family spell at Christmas time to win Hermione's heart? Obviously nothing.
Hilarity ensues.
-- I am appalled that this has turned into a WIP. A *Christmas* WIP. I am disgusted with myself. Except to say that Sirius is a fucking delight and I enjoy writing every minute of this. Please enjoy. Updates soon. - dragon
Big thanks to my alphabet BasicHumanWrites who is a terrible influence. As usual. You're the best.
And forgive the version posted on Jan 3 - it was not fully vetted for reasons that are entirely my own fault. As of Jan 5 it has been properly updated with Beta corrections. Still, if there are mistakes they are totally mine.
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09 Jan 2026
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spectacular across the board. heartfelt and horny and excellently written.
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Days without eating. Nights without sleeping. Random mood swings and the occasional binge drinking session. Ginny Weasley is grieving. Depressed. Letting go of herself. She mostly ignores it all until it wells up like a zit—a bad one—and explodes all over her budding career. And her relationship. And her face. Everything, pretty much.
Coach Gwenog prescribes a summer training intensive to fix the blues, or lose her spot with the Holyhead Harpies. Easier said than done, especially with a trainer like Viktor Krum.
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When Hermione moved out of their shared flat to go live her life as the ferret's bride, Ginny didn’t care about who was taking over her former roommate's lease.
She wasn't going to be back in London for months, anyway, and was far too focused on her increased chance to take the harpies to the World Cup now that Viktor bloody Krum had retired and his replacement was too green to pull off a win.
But when a season-ending injury forces her back home — where she now has to share a roof with her former Quidditch rival — things take an interesting turn.
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She's got some issues to work through.