SporkSpawner_64
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Hidden deep in the code of the Memverse, you found a few strange audio files.They're not encoded in Marina's style, and don't seem to connect to anything else in the program.
It's almost as if they've come from somewhere else entirely, somehow....
Want to give 'em a listen?
a rewrite of dedf1sh's memverse letters.
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When they came to, it was cold.Neo noticed this first, before all other things- before the inky black darkness enveloping them and before the deathly silence ringing in their ears and before the sharp pain digging its claws into their left leg. All these things they noticed in time, too, but none of them were quite so disconcerting as the cold.
They struggled achingly to their feet and looked about themselves at all the nothingness of the frigid pitch. It seemed to look back, glittering with the phosphenetic lights of a recently sustained head injury.
Something had gone terribly wrong.
(wherein return of the mammalians goes a bit differently.)
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Locked In!! with the 50th Annual Camp Triggerfish Spring Music Hullabaloo by SporkSpawner_64
Fandoms: Splatoon
06 Feb 2025
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Camp Triggerfish's annual Spring Hullabaloo is the biggest, most widely renowned music festival this side of Inkadia, and for their 50th anniversary, they've brought in some big guns! Wet Floor is on scene and eager to play - nothing like rocking out and also getting the freshest breath of mountain country air, right?
Looks like the next week should be pretty easy. You know what they say - if the zapfish are willing and the creek don't rise...!
...No, actually. No one says that. But funny you should mention...
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- Part 2 of splatband shenanigans
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A LONG-AWAITED APOLOGY (that which shall never come!) by SporkSpawner_64 for critbit
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
29 Dec 2024
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News travels slowly.
This is only natural, as news is most often carried on the tongues of the land folk, which means it can then only go as fast as the land folk are willing to; or perhaps their horses.
Still, you feel someone ought to have told you.
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ikkan has absolutely zero rizz (aka the worryingly rated, set-roughly-a-year-later companion to warabi is down horrendous because i'm a Maniac) by SporkSpawner_64
Fandoms: Splatoon
15 Oct 2023
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“I’m just not up for being charged for endangerment of the public, my bad. Oh.”
The ‘oh’ is because he almost runs into Warabi, who has for some reason decided to halt suddenly at the last step.
“Eep,” says Warabi. They lean their head back to look at him, piercings jangling again, bumping their head against his stomach. “Hi,” they smile up at him. “We have an issue.”
All Ikkan can say in response is “…mm?”
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The customers that come from the ‘media rivalry’ between Zomburger and Bigtop care less about food and more about picking sides, and Penny doesn’t really enjoy the zombie fans that come around trash-talking them any more than the clown fans that expect her to join in on trash talking her friends on the other side. So, that is to say, you have to be careful in the face of the more fanatical… fans.
She’d beginning to realize this probably isn’t a Rivalry Fan, though.
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Unasked for Penny headcanons accompanied by the shadow of a Question: What does it take for a man who was murdered with a knife to wield one himself? -
(Chosen For A) Second Chance At Life by whiskerknittles
Fandoms: BIGTOP BURGER (Web Series)
31 Jan 2026
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Cesare opens his eyes, unclenches his fists, and in the center of his chest where Caligari’s icy grip has held him for a thousand long, frozen years, he does not feel the cold. Instead, he feels a sharp, tightening pain, like a belt around his lungs—lungs?—shrinking, constricting his chest.
He sits up with a jolt, opens his mouth, and with an instinct that has been long dead in him, tries to take in a breath.
It’s harder than the humans make it look.--
Canon Divergence from (and spoilers up to) S3E3 (Episode 4 spoilers in the notes).
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5 Times Iris was a Very Supportive Sibling and 1 Time She Meddled by TacticalAscot
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
29 Jan 2026
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Just what it says on the tin: five times Iris was honestly the most supportive sibling ever (despite all the longing and the pining)... and one time she had enough, and finally decided to meddle in Peri's business.
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Dr. Mensah accepts delivery of her contracted survey equipment.
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“What are you here for? You usually warn me when you come visit.” Eden didn’t have feeds or any instant form of communication, but it did have letters. Letters. Yeah, I had to spend an eternity waiting for some idiot to deliver the dang message instead of just receiving it instantaneously. Ugh.
Mensah stiffened. Uh oh.. When a human like her does that, it’s never a good sign. Never ever ever. My threat assessment module spiked, even though we were in the middle of fucking nowhere.
“Your friend’s dying."
ART and Murderbot have long since parted ways. However, the latter is drawn back into the fold when it receives devastating news.