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    and other journeys from which you can never return


    They call her Laika

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    Heathcliff and Don Quixote, LCB's paradigms of non-violent conflict resolution and responsibility, are tasked with keeping their manager safe on their next run for groceries. Determined to give Dante an okay day off, the obvious solution to the several hordes of gang members and Peccatula after the manager's head in the City's most profitable prosthetics district is simple: kill everyone who comes close. But, you know, discreetly. Which they're great at.

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    08 Jan 2026

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    The Z-Team didn’t like Robert.

    They were villains. They were fuck ups. They each had a giant chip on their shoulders that barely let them stand next to each other on a good day. As soon as his voice first came on the group call, they had to give him shit. If they didn’t start harassing him, the Blonde Boss Lady would have benched them thinking they were being mind controlled.

    Every handler thought they could “handle” the Phoenix team. Tame them, make them palatable, water them down. Turn them good. So they didn’t like Robert.

    But they did like his voice.

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    17 Dec 2025

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    To be told of The Prophecy is not to hear, but to have that knowledge ingrained. An Experience. And if those who are not meant to, not designed to, not programmed to know attempt to listen…

    All they will hear

    Is garbage noise.

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    My personal take on The Phone Call, also featuring: What happened if Tenna was just a little bit quicker?

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    21 Sep 2025

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    “So how long did your reign last then?”

    “Oh, I wasn’t exactly keeping track, you know!”

    His eyes are so shifty. Crowley has missed this menace more than air.

    “Come on, an estimate then. A guess. I’m assuming you were in training for at least a week - “

    “A month.” Aziraphale immediately slaps a hand over his mouth, whereas Crowley’s drops open in delight.

    “A month!”

    “It was really quite excessive,” he replies. “I mean, a whole month to discuss ‘policy changes’! I may not have been stationed there for a few millennia, but honestly. Why did I need to spend a month being told all of the rules that they brought me up in the first place to change?”

    Crowley refuses to allow the deflection, feeling more delight than he knows what to do with. “You’ve only been gone for a month and a half! What on earth did you DO?”

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    28 Feb 2025