Stedephile
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Two noble, upright, truthful, sincere and slightly dopey gents by Stedephile
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
14 Feb 2026
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He had lied to his parents. He’d told them he was going to the Valentine’s Dance with the Allamby girl next door. But he was going with Ed! Amazing, funny, super cool, sweet, beautiful Ed! So, all things considered, Stede reckoned he should be allowed to be anxious and excited. In fact, it would be weird if he wasn’t.
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The boys from "Crossing Roads" go on their Valentine's date.
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- Part 2 of Road Boys
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Have Your Elf A Merry Little Christmas by Stedephile for Fyre
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Dec 2025
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Izzy Hands has accidentally applied for a job as a mall Santa's elf. He is not happy about it. Maybe the joyous smile and the lovely cheekbones of the man who's been hired as Santa will help him deal with his predicament ...
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Stede's Apartment by Stedephile
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), The Apartment (1960)
29 Oct 2025
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His apartment was one of the reasons why Stede wished he could sometimes be abducted by the odd extraterrestrial. In general, it was a very nice apartment. Lounge, kitchen, bedroom, ensuite; not too spacious but not cramped, even with his substantial collection of knick-knacks and trinkets, and full use of the utility room in the basement.
The only problem was that Stede did not always have full use of the apartment itself.
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Stede Bonnet has been renting out his apartment to his superiors at work so they can cheat on their wives. In the hopes that facilitating their affairs will make them facilitate his advancement in the company. Maybe once he's more than a lowly spreadsheet wrangler he'll gather up the courage to ask out the beautiful security guard at the front desk. Maybe his promotion is what the big boss is calling him up to his office about. Or maybe Stede's life is about to change in an entirely different way.
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“I am your Roomba 1717p. I am ready to clean”, Stede said. Because that was what he was supposed to say when he was booted up.
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Stede is a robotic vacuum-cleaner. One day, he finds an open door that had never been open before. Behind a door, there must be a room to clean, so Stede goes through. And finds himself on a journey towards new places, new people, and a new purpose ...
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On a whim, I posted a Bredlik poem about Stede Bonnet on Bluesky after my kid had taught me what Bredliks are. Some people liked it, so I decided to write one every day, one about every character in OFMD. I found 61 characters to write about and ended on German Father's Day with a bonus one about David Jenkins. Here they all are.
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Ey rett! by Lord_What_Fools_These_Mortals_Be, Stedephile
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Nov 2024
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