9 Works by Stedephile

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    He had lied to his parents. He’d told them he was going to the Valentine’s Dance with the Allamby girl next door. But he was going with Ed! Amazing, funny, super cool, sweet, beautiful Ed! So, all things considered, Stede reckoned he should be allowed to be anxious and excited. In fact, it would be weird if he wasn’t.

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    The boys from "Crossing Roads" go on their Valentine's date.

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    Izzy Hands has accidentally applied for a job as a mall Santa's elf. He is not happy about it. Maybe the joyous smile and the lovely cheekbones of the man who's been hired as Santa will help him deal with his predicament ...

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    12
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    17
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    His apartment was one of the reasons why Stede wished he could sometimes be abducted by the odd extraterrestrial. In general, it was a very nice apartment. Lounge, kitchen, bedroom, ensuite; not too spacious but not cramped, even with his substantial collection of knick-knacks and trinkets, and full use of the utility room in the basement.

    The only problem was that Stede did not always have full use of the apartment itself.

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    Stede Bonnet has been renting out his apartment to his superiors at work so they can cheat on their wives. In the hopes that facilitating their affairs will make them facilitate his advancement in the company. Maybe once he's more than a lowly spreadsheet wrangler he'll gather up the courage to ask out the beautiful security guard at the front desk. Maybe his promotion is what the big boss is calling him up to his office about. Or maybe Stede's life is about to change in an entirely different way.

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    English
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    21,171
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    “I am your Roomba 1717p. I am ready to clean”, Stede said. Because that was what he was supposed to say when he was booted up.

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    Stede is a robotic vacuum-cleaner. One day, he finds an open door that had never been open before. Behind a door, there must be a room to clean, so Stede goes through. And finds himself on a journey towards new places, new people, and a new purpose ...

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    English
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    9,560
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    452
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    On a whim, I posted a Bredlik poem about Stede Bonnet on Bluesky after my kid had taught me what Bredliks are. Some people liked it, so I decided to write one every day, one about every character in OFMD. I found 61 characters to write about and ended on German Father's Day with a bonus one about David Jenkins. Here they all are.

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    62/62
    Comments:
    2
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    11
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    61
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    Just six Limericks I wrote for Not!AUpril 2025

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    English
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    205
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    2
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    21
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    It's the first day back at school after summer and the new school year already sucks. Stede is on his way home when he sees a very cool boy at the other side of the road at the traffic lights. And Stede is about to cross the road ...

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    English
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    16,344
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    284
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    Winter is here, snow is falling. Most of Stede’s crew have left the lair or are sleeping. But where is Edward? He can’t be hibernating like that hamster of his, right? He is a rat after all…
    Izzy goes to find Ed and some winter shenanigans ensue.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,864
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    94
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    Stede wants to be free. He has every luxury he could wish for but he feels like he is always running in circles. When the opportunity presents itself he takes off. He doesn't know yet that he will meet someone who will change his life forever.
    Ed is haunted by his painful past. He is famous, powerful and feared but he feels like he is frozen in place. When he hears of a new arrival in his territory he is intrigued. He doesn't know yet that he will meet someone who will change his life forever.
    Also, Stede is a golden hamster and Ed is a sewer-rat.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,207
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1,091

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