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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    A Narrative of Certain Events occurring in the last three years of human history, in strict accordance, although they will never know it, with:

    The Further Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Concerning the World That Is To Come

     

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    A not-quite-a-demon-anymore overcomes occult depression with the help of a baby angel and two members of the Whickber Street Traders and Shopkeepers Association. A banished Prince of Hell and the former Antichrist go on a road trip. A long-dead prophetess continues to call the shots. And a nightingale does, eventually, sing in Berkeley Square.

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    15 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 98

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    (Former title: Like a Fish out of Holy Water)

     

    Aziraphale and Crowley make a bet on who can live “like a human” the longest. Apparently that includes dating - how convenient for the both of them!
    If only they had paid any attention to how humans live! But what can you do when, for the past 6000 years, you only had eyes for each other?

    Meanwhile, the actual humans around our lovebirds are torn between having to suffer through their shenanigans and enjoying the absurd romcom that is unfolding in front of them.

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    10 Nov 2025

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    A renowned gladiator known as the Serpent, Crowley finds himself in the service of Aziraphale, emperor of all Rome. Having been ripped from the ludus where he served as doctore, he is not pleased at this turn of events. But the emperor is not what Crowley expected, and in turn, Crowley is not what he seems. How will this oddly matched pair navigate the strange waters of their newfound life together?

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    03 Nov 2025

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    Fresh off a bitter divorce, Aziraphale fabricates a perfect marriage to get hired at a wedding magazine—just a stepping stone on the way to his dream career. It's a foolproof plan, until he needs to produce said husband for the magazine's annual couples retreat.

    Enter Crowley, his best friend's mysterious cousin, who agrees, for his own reasons, to play fake husband for a week—no strings attached, no messy complications.

    One problem: the more Aziraphale discovers about the real man behind the act, the less fake his feelings become.

    Aziraphale thought the hardest part would be fooling everyone else…

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    14 Oct 2025

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    “You’re staring.”

    “Oh dear,” says Aziraphale, completely unapologetic. “How rude of me.”

    Crowley begins to smile something slow, bright, and lovely, but he schools it with a bite to his lower lip. Aziraphale thinks of the way he looked two millennia ago, pressed up against the wall with Aziraphale's blessing healing his wounds, the only demon to experience divine ecstasy and live to tell the tale. How Aziraphale's hands itch to do it again, and again, and again. Crowley opens his mouth as if to say something, but then stops and spins around instead to go back to stirring the curry.

    “Shut up,” he says to the stove, flustered.

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    05 Oct 2025