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    “I see,” Rozanov says finally, straightening just a little.

    “You came to give me ethics lesson.”

    Shane scoffs, “ I came here to, uh—“ he falters, hands gesturing uselessly.

    “To set things straight.” Yeah, that works.

    “To set things straight,” Rozanov repeats, slow and measured. His mouth curves into a wicked grin. “Yes I can help”

    Shane loses count of how many times he’s frowned that day.

    “What do you mean ‘you can help’?”

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    Shane confronts the guy his girlfriend cheated on him with. It takes an unexpected turn.

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    18 May 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov has spent ten years circling Shane Hollander. Ten years of hotel rooms and secret phone calls. Ten years of pretending he doesn't feel it, doesn't need it, doesn't wake up reaching for someone who's already gone. Ten years convincing himself he's not good enough. That he's not worth it.

    Then a plane needs to make an emergency landing near Montreal, and Yuna Hollander is on it.

    So when Shane calls him from a bathroom floor, unable to breathe, Ilya stops pretending.

    After five hundred miles of frozen highway, three and a half hours of driving like a man possessed, a hospital waiting room full of people who have every reason to hate him, and a boy who looks at him like he's something worth keeping, Ilya may have learned a thing or two about what it means to be loved—and to let himself love freely.

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    17 May 2026

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    A mostly crackfic series that asks, what if Shane and Ilya were slightly out of character? Shane is bitchier, Ilya is manic and philosophical, Cliff Marleau and the Boston boys take turns babysitting their crashing-out captain, and Shane finally gets recognized as the pretty, funny, sassy player he is.

    Please enjoy these silly boys and their silly relationships! Four works so far with more to come! How much more? I don't know, they keep doing silly things and my brain keeps writing it down.

    Nothing is too serious about this, it's a mix of show and book canon, and a healthy dose of fanon (himbo king Cliff). Ilya is allowed to catch feelings early, as a treat and Shane is allowed to let his inner mean girl out. <3

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    16 May 2026

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    Dunk’s already packed his bag, dug up his best blazer he’d gotten for Freshers Ball and reused for every fancy event since. It’s starting to fray by the elbows, but he’s already resigned himself to standing out like a sore thumb among Aerion’s rich, white-haired family.

    He usually does, being a foot taller than everyone else, and a ginger to boot, but even if he hasn’t met Aerion’s relatives before, he knows what the Targaryens are like.

    Everyone knows.

    They’re going to eat him alive.

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    15 May 2026

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    His fingers touch something weird, something round and silicony feeling. Right. Duncan frowns, pulling it out slowly.

    "What the fuck," He shrieks, surprised.

    Raymun pauses the game instantly, of course he does, and turns around on the couch just to see Duncan holding the biggest dildo their eyes have ever seen. Not that Duncan’s seen many dildos in his life, but still. The thing is massive. Bright, almost violently red, covered in weird swirly textures, and Christ, it’s nearly the size of the box itself, which is nearly the size of Duncan's forearm, and Duncan is a big lad. It has to be pushing at least thirty centimetres, if not more.

    or: Duncan receives a dragon dildo by mistake, finds out that Aerion Targaryen runs a youtube channel where he posts dragon dildo reviews, and becomes a bit obsessed.

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    15 May 2026